The Wheel of Clickbaity Garbage: The Return!

[00:00:15] Welcome to The Supreme Resort. What is this voice? It's a podcast about Disneyland and Walt Disney World, which is The Supreme Resort. Each episode we will discuss and explore each resort ride by ride, land by land, park by park to determine which is better. I'm your host, Jimmy. Thank you for joining me on this quest to help the greater good of humanity answer this long elusive question, which is better?

[00:00:47] Disneyland or Walt Disney World. Joining me as always is my wife walking through the office. Hi. Hi, Dina. Past guest of the show. We have, oh, beyond her that's no longer in the office, we have Real Dan. Hey, I'm here. I'm ready to rock. Look at our website in the store. We have a new item available. It is a supplement I'm selling. It's basically just like minerals

[00:01:17] minerals that come from the dirt in my garden. It's the supreme supplements. May cure several things. I'm still talking to lawyers about what I can say about that. Anyway, so look at our website as you all do in the store section and it's them.

[00:01:37] That's real Dan. He's back with a vengeance. And then we also have Eric. Hey, yeah, the new doge department at the federal level will disassemble the FDA. So Dan, you can say whatever you want. How much of that supplement is poop?

[00:01:56] Well, partially. The person who comes to work in our garden was noticing that like the art. He was saying that there's a lot of good minerals in our soil. So I figured may as well market this. So I've been putting it. It's really hard to use a regular size spoon, by the way. And like those gel caps to like, it's hard to pour them in, but I've been doing that. And so we have some ready to go.

[00:02:25] Did you start pooping after the assessment? I've been pooping significantly more since actually I started taking. Don't get me started on that. So it's kind of like, have you heard of the natural flavor? Like when you talk about vanilla, it's natural flavor. Have you heard of this? Yeah. Where it's made of the taint of a beaver? Beaver butt goo? Beaver butt goo tastes more like vanilla than actual vanilla beans? Evidently. Oh.

[00:02:53] And look it up. Look it up, people. Beaver butt goo. It's a thing. Can't wait. So when Dan talks about in the supplement, we talked about minerals. He really means poop. I mean, we don't use all of the nutrients that we put in our bodies. And the same can be said for squirrels, dogs, possums, other things that are prone to running around your garden.

[00:03:17] So I would imagine that, I mean, of course, there is also the minerals in the soil. Uh-huh. And so I just, I feel like they all come together. Yeah, you can't discount them.

[00:03:30] It just occurred to me, this is not After Hours. Ladies and gentlemen, if you would like to subscribe on Patreon to Ears Up a Podcast, if you're a subscriber, you can get access to secret shows and extra things like the Supreme Resort After Hours, which is where Dan and Eric and I, which is all kinds of nonsense, but it may be. This is the theme song.

[00:03:54] Hold on, let me take over. If you would like to hear these hosts, of which I am not one of them, I think that's the character, talk about all sorts of things and say swears, and you could do so on the Supreme Resort After Hours. It's like 10 minutes. It's fun. It's really what we do before we record. It's kind of our warm-up session, if you will. We get into all kinds of stuff. This is us after we've warmed up. This is our after warm-up, yes.

[00:04:24] Some might say we waste it all in the warm-up. I think some will, in fact, say that. Myself included. Okay, so listen, we have- This episode in particular. That's right. We have a fun one for you today. A couple weeks back, we decided, for the last few years, I would say we started effectively just before COVID. COVID was what it was.

[00:04:52] And for the last couple of years, we've all collectively been up and down, in and out, kind of all over the place. Last year, famously, it's not the right word, but on the show, I've sort of cataloged my recovery from alcohol and spent a year kind of rebooting all the systems. How does it work? How do you go out to dinner with clients? How do you travel? How do you do all these things without that crutch?

[00:05:19] And one of the things I did not want to do, what we have been doing, as you may have observed, is what are we going to do? We need to record an episode. What should we record? What's the topic? And it's been kind of a scramble for the last couple of years, for the most part. So a couple weeks ago, I said, let's get together. And let's just sit down and plan the next four months. Let's plan the dates we record. Let's plan the time we record. Let's plan the subject. So we were all set. It took longer than you might have thought. Very serious. To do.

[00:05:49] But we got through it. We have the next four months of episodes. The first one we agreed on was today's episode, which is Hall of Presidents versus Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln. Which I was excited about, by the way. Very excited. Now that I'm out of character and able to share my true opinions, I was very much excited to talk about my fifth favorite president, Abraham Lincoln. That's right. Fifth favorite. So that was going to be the one. Did you show the others?

[00:06:20] Yeah. I'd like to know the first four, please. Donald J. Trump. That's one and two. Well, yes. Okay. That's, he's, he's. Okay. So Donald Trump, George W. Bush, Nixon. Okay. And then Lincoln. All right. And to be fair, Walt Disney didn't know about the other four when he created Great Moments with Mr. Lincoln. That's fair. Otherwise, yes. And Lincoln being the first, or the first Republican of that list. Right.

[00:06:49] And, and we would wholeheartedly welcome him back in the current configuration. I'm sure. Anyway, so that was the plan. And then what happened? Then, then I had a, I had a rough few weeks. Unfortunately. It doesn't mean it. Pun intended. What was the pun? Rough. Sorry. Oh. Oh.

[00:07:18] Again, I handle grief with humor. Damn you. We had a, we had a rough few weeks. Yeah. Yeah. And, you know, unfortunately we had to put a dog to sleep and it was not an easy decision. And yeah. I said, Hey, you know what I don't want to do? Research the whole of presidents this week. Even though I started research on this thing three years ago. Mm-hmm. When I first joined this podcast.

[00:07:47] This week being the week of January the 6th. Right. Where the president is officially, what's the term? Sworn in. Coronated? Yeah. Yeah. That's the new term. That's the word. That's the word. Anyway, so. Oh, you made my heart skip a beat there. Is there ever a good time? My heart's been skipping a lot of beats since I started taking these supplements. So, get that out there. I think it's probably normal. Hey. So, yes.

[00:08:16] Unfortunately, Eric had to put down a beloved family member and that's never pleasant. And so that's, that's challenge one. Um, I had a trip to Florida, non-theme park related. You did not have, none of us had fun this week. Yeah. So, this, this, this week, it's a meeting that I've, that have been in the making for these last four years. Um, I've had to coordinate this thing multiple times and reschedule.

[00:08:42] I have people coming from all over the world to meet in Florida to, to plan effectively the next five years of strategic growth, doubling and tripling my business outside of podcasting. Uh, so it's a really big deal. And on my way down, I contracted norovirus somewhere along the way. And I was in a hotel room slash bathroom for a majority of the time. And you said before nine out of 10 explosiveness. Okay. Yes.

[00:09:10] So as far as Dan asked, as far as explosive diarrhea goes one out of 10, I said it was a nine. There was none on the wall. Okay. Oh, that's, that would be, but there was some places I don't understand how it got to. Okay. So my, the question that I wanted to ask, but I wanted to save it for the show, were they all planned or were there? No. Okay. There were mistakes. Uh, I left a tip for the housekeeping staff.

[00:09:39] Oh, a generous, generous. I'm assuming that this tip was cash. Not the other thing that we're talking about. Here you go. A little from column A, a little from column B. Look what I did. I'm a maniac. Um, yeah. So anyhow. Welcome to the show.

[00:10:09] New listeners. Every episode is someone's first. Welcome to the show. Um, so anyway, that. I think in terms of. Not that we're good. Not that it's good to go in this direction, but I think in terms of who won the week, it looks like I did. Yeah. Congratulations. However, I had an extremely depressing, uh, winter break. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I mean. You've had a rough few months. Yeah.

[00:10:38] Regular listeners of the show. You can probably piece together what my personal life is like. And it was, you know, it, it, the holidays are difficult because, uh, you know, uh, the recent passing of my dad didn't help. No, but not that we were like, we weren't close, but it's still, you know, brings up a lot of family things in general. Oh yeah. There's a lot of rawness there.

[00:11:04] Um, so yeah, it was, it was a difficult time for the past couple of weeks. This week was actually, it was okay. Cause I was back to the regular grind and that always helps, but being out of that tends to lead to, you know, rabbit holes that again, listener, you can probably accurately imagine what those look like if you're a regular listener. If you're not a regular listener, you'll figure it out. So stay with us.

[00:11:34] That gives you some context for why the subject of the episode is the subject of the episode. It is not a form, a function of laziness. We had a plan. We've spent a lot of time formatting the plan. We will get to all the presidents and great moments, uh, at some point sooner than later, along with, uh, of course the tiki room. And I just want to point out the tiki room. Yeah. And I guess, I guess we can get back to hotels.

[00:12:04] Okay. Oh, 100%. Yeah. And I just want to point out too, that when we say that it's not out of laziness, there's a risk of it sounding like we're over, like over arguing the point, just like on, uh, Bowie's planning when Eric and I talk about how we have not taken cocaine and we do not plan to, the more we say it, the more it sounds like we are covering for us actually being actively on. Right.

[00:12:32] So we want to be sure to, to explain to the listener. It's a good, it's a good point because that. Because if you, if you say it too much, then people will think obviously they're just covering their, so. Well, now that you mention it, yes, I should probably, we, we, we probably need to downplay that, that point in the show. Yeah. Uh, I would like to share an anecdote that, uh, I'm not going to get philosophical. Is it from Maya Angelou? No. Right. Is she famous for anecdotes?

[00:13:02] Uh, yes. Sure. And poetry. Great. Same thing. Yeah. Um, okay. So, and, and we don't have to spend a whole lot of time here. I'm not going to give you a lot of context around this other than to say it was Thanksgiving. I have two brothers and two sisters and one of my brothers, one of my sisters were in town and the three of us went on a walk, just three of us. This, this particular brother, um, is actually in a related field to Eric.

[00:13:33] In fact, works on the same campus. Yes, he does. And, and, um, he's very successful in what he does in his field and, um, very wealthy. And, and one, okay. One, well, so here's, again, I'm not going to go down this rabbit hole, but one thing that I've spent a lot of time in my life trying to reconcile is that wealth does not equal success.

[00:13:59] To some people, they're synonymous. Yeah. I've spent a lot of time trying to program myself to realize that success does not mean wealth. Wealth does not mean success. Smart doesn't necessarily mean wise, et cetera, et cetera. So again, I don't want to go philosophical. However, this wealthy, uh, and arguably successful, not successful because of wealth, but they're anyway, whatever.

[00:14:29] Traditionally, however you put it. So, but he is successful in his field and he's also quite wealthy. So I assume based on my upbringing and how I've sort of been programmed that he's got it, he's got everything. Like what could he possibly want in his life? His life's got to be perfect and whatever. So, uh, we're on this walk and he asked me, you know, like, Jimmy, are you happy? And I'm like, oh God, here we go.

[00:14:56] Because now he's going to tell me all about how I should live my life and blah, blah, blah. And I said, you know what? I'm probably at a seven. You know, some days I'm at a nine, some days I'm at a five, but in general, I'm at a seven. Like, and I kind of rattled off the things that I'm, that I have and I'm grateful for and whatever. And the short version of the story is he read an article, read all kinds of stuff about basically everyone's kind of at a seven.

[00:15:26] He's at a seven. Some days he's at a five. Some days he is at a nine. We're all basically striving for content. Like happiness is elusive. Happiness is temporary. We're all ultimately after being content with what we have, accepting and appreciating what we have, not longing for what we don't have. Maybe you can strive for or work towards, but ultimately maybe we're just all striving to be seven.

[00:15:56] And I think that was one of the most powerful things that he's ever said to me. And that has revolutionized my mindset. Just like, you know what? It's okay to be a seven. It's okay. Because 10 is impossible. Five sucks. And just get out of the five and just take account, take assessment of what you actually have and how much worse it could be. Maybe it could be better, but strive for better, but don't long for it.

[00:16:26] Because you know what? That sounds like socialism to me. If I'm not being perfectly honest. Well, you know, old, that character used to play, you would have loved this conversation. Oh, I absolutely would have loved it. But anyway, this is unrelated to anything other than to say that, I don't know, it was just really powerful. And listen, I don't know if you care, you may have turned off already, but you know, maybe it's okay just to be content. Yeah.

[00:16:54] Should we, by the way, have a list of suggested podcasts? If someone wants to turn away from ours. Podcast the ride. Okay. Sure. Excellent. They get into some deep stuff. I mean, you know. Yeah. Anyway. Hopefully that made a difference to somebody. It made a huge difference in my life. And I think, you know, just be kind to each other. And we'll see you on the next show. Right. Oh, wait. And by surprise. Oh, wait. This show too.

[00:17:24] Stay on this one. And blue chew. Okay. So Dan is going to club 33 tomorrow, listeners. I am. And when I say tomorrow, I mean, whenever you're listening to this. I will be going. I'm perpetually in a loop of club 33. I'm going to be bankrupt. Yeah. I'm going as someone who's never gone. And I have gone a couple of times. Yeah.

[00:17:51] I'm going to pick out my, my garments from Target today. So I can go in character as a sweaty Mar-a-Lago dentist. Make of that what you will. Yeah. It'll be fun. Will you actually be sweaty? I think so. Okay. I mean, it's January. It's, he's going to have to run around a little bit, but. Do we want to shout out why, how you're getting into club 33? I don't know if we, I don't know if we can.

[00:18:21] Well, we can say we have a listener. Thank you, listener. You know, you are. Thank you, listener. You know, you are. And yeah, it'll be fun to. The person I'm going with is genuinely like, this is something that she's been wanting to do her entire life and thinking that she would never be able to do. And on a whim, it's a coworker on a whim. She texted me and said, Hey, do you happen to know anything about this?

[00:18:49] And she's like, I think we can make it happen. So that's cool. Yeah. Yeah. Fun. So thank you, listener, for that. And we'll look forward to a full trip report on the next episode. I'll take many pictures of the bathroom. Please. And nothing but. Okay. So do we have anything else to cover before? No but pictures. I'm sorry. The main topic. Or, well, that's not even, oh, it's a rough week. Anyway.

[00:19:17] Anything else to talk about before we get to the wheel of. How many acres of trees do you think you are responsible for taking down? Between. Anyway. Okay. I was going to say between Eric's tissues and. A full tree? Probably a full tree. Okay. That's a good measure of that sort of. It was a full tree's worth of illness. Yeah.

[00:19:48] How sick were you? Full tree. Full tree. I'm talking like, and I'm talking like sequoia. Right. Yeah. Yeah. Giant redwood. Yeah. That sort of thing. In fact, that's what I used. That's the only kind of toilet paper I use. Sequoia park. From Sequoia. Sequoia. It's actually. Virgin Sequoia. Okay. Organic. So ladies and gentlemen, wanted you to know a little bit of context in the background as

[00:20:15] to why this is not a for real Z's episode, but we will. We're doing an episode. I have to edit this crap. This is somebody's first. That's my favorite part. Yeah. Listen to our back catalog. Is it always like this? Okay. Let's answer honestly. Is it always like this? I would say in the background, there is always some amount of this, but it is currently way in the foreground. How about that? That's right. Okay. So this, we've done this before. We'll do it again.

[00:20:44] It is the wheel of clickbaity nonsense or garbage. Dan has collected over the years a list of clickbaity. Or is it nonsense? It's whatever. I like it. I think garbage is funnier as a name. Oh, okay. Sorry about it. I wrote. Wheel of clickbaity garbage. So over the years, just to bring everybody, including you, new listener, welcome. Thanks for joining us. Uh, this is a podcast where we usually talk about Disneyland, Disney World, which is better.

[00:21:12] Uh, for all the reasons that we have just painfully, uh, described. We are not doing that this week. Dan has collected over the years, a list of clickbait articles. We've all seen them. Like, for example, you know, mousewhatever.com says Disney World closing this ride forever, or this theme park closing dot, dot, dot.

[00:21:37] Or a lot of them are also like theme park hacks or things you must do, or, uh, basically the standard that I have applied to these is if first of all, it shows up on my newsfeed, the, you know, you know, the one, the toilet newsfeed that we all have, um, then it automatically qualifies as clickbait. Uh, because that's the only stuff that shows up there and everything that I have selected

[00:22:05] has been curated to include some sort of inherent flaw, insanity, dumbness. Like, it's not just like, Hey, look at this clip, clickbait. I don't remember what it is about each one, but I do know that my vetting process is it. I'm always looking for something about it that makes it go, makes, make, makes me go like,

[00:22:34] okay, this person's insane, or this is just dead wrong, or this article shouldn't exist or whatever. Can I introduce a fun new segment? What's that? Oh. That you, you may not want to play in this ever again. Uh, here is the top 10 articles on my Google newsfeed. Ooh. I was, should we all do it? I was opening it up to see examples of this clickbaiting garbage.

[00:23:04] Uh, number one, Macy's to close these three Georgia stores. Oh. So it's not just Disney. We're doing this everywhere. Okay. Well, this is just my newsfeed. All right. Let's go through it. So that was your number. Let's do top three for each of us. Eric, if you're, are you? Well, I don't know about top three. I'm just going in order. Google feed. Wait, wait, wait. Whatever the newsfeed is. This is basically how Jason does, uh, his news. That's right. So I'm just going to keep going. Okay.

[00:23:32] Disneyland starts construction on Avengers campus expansion this weekend. Ooh. Okay. My, my top two, Mark Zuckerberg, Mark Zuckerberg praises benefits of masculine energy. Uh, Supreme court signals it will uphold ban on Tik TOK. Okay. What are your next ones? Wicked two's title change suggests a bigger future for the franchise that initially planned. Okay.

[00:23:57] MCU's recent fantastic four reveal has finally convinced me it will nail the one character. I was, it cuts off. This is sad. Vast Los Angeles fire spreads into new areas near Palisades. Boring. Oops. M and M's has brand new flavor hitting shelves this month. It's a lot of records and it only costs me 285 bucks.

[00:24:24] Uh, it's an article about Adrian blue, the guitar player, Steven Twitch boss, family and friends call out widow, Alison Holker over tell all memoir. I don't know what that means. Only one of the MCU's original Avengers never lost a major battle. So maybe it's time to admit he's the best. Macy's reveals locations of closing stores, including nine in California. There we go. I had one like that. Yeah.

[00:24:52] Speaking of reveals, Glenn Close reveals her best onscreen kiss. I only got to kiss him once. Six Lego bluey sets officially releasing in 2025. Five. Three theme park destinations to visit outside of Orlando. One woman drank 50 bottles of ruin art behind the scenes with the world's most elite chalet girls. Wow. Okay.

[00:25:17] Ten non-Hogwarts Harry Potter characters we need to see in HBO's reboot. This listener is exactly the examples of things we're talking about on this episode of what? Go ahead. One, what? One more, please. Hulk Hogan got booed out of the building on WWE's Netflix debut. Yeah. And here's another one that is just perfect to as an example, 45 photos of eighties kids, things that will be very,

[00:25:47] very nostalgic for any Xenio. Oh, there you go. All right. So that's kind of how this works is that Dan will, he'll spin a wheel of all of these articles. It's a real wheel. It's a physical wheel. It's an actual physical wheel. Think wheel of fortune. And he will read us the title of the thing. And there's usually a list. And Eric and I will guess on that list, Eric will be 90% correct. I will never be correct.

[00:26:17] And we will narrow it down until we are bored. Yeah. And that, listener, when you get bored, turn it off. And maybe listen to Podcast the Ride. I'm going to suggest Hollywood Handbook. I think that that show is an underrated show. All right. So, here comes the wheel of clickbaity garbage. All right. Let's spin the wheel. Here we go. Spin that wheel. Your attention, please.

[00:26:52] Like I said, it's made out of wood and cardboard. Okay. Let's see. We have, this one's from Parks, our friends at Park Savers. It is threat secured. Interesting. Wow. Okay. Let's see. Let's see if this will go through. This site can't be reached. Oh, no. Eric, do you have a first guess? Hold on. Let me see.

[00:27:22] Let me see what, if, if Park Savers is shut down. Yep. Park Savers no longer with us. I was going to say, I don't even know that source. An example of the credibility with which we select the wheel. Wheel. Clickbaity garbage. It just so happens that I have spun it. There we go. It didn't make any sound. Nope. There it is. There it's spinning. Nope. Nope. It stopped really quick. That's weird. Okay. Oh my God. This is,

[00:27:52] this is not, it's no longer. Man of many, man of many's most wanted October. What is this? I don't know why this is on the wheel. We might need to know. Let's not edit it out. We're going to hide that choice. This is a, how the sausage is made. Everybody. Do we need to spin again? Sure. Okay. This is Mickey blog. All right.

[00:28:20] What are the two best attractions? You can't. The wheel hasn't stopped spinning. How could you know? Because I have foresight. Thanks to our new book, the Supreme resorts guide to the afterlife. That's right. Uh, what are the two best attractions at each Disney theme park? Okay. Two best. This is from, uh, Mickey blog.com. Hold on. I have questions as always. Yeah. Mickey blog. Mm-hmm. Two best attractions, rides,

[00:28:50] attractions, rides. Let me see. Um, looks like we are talking about. Right. Okay. So presumably two best rides in each of the theme parks, each domestic theme park, Disneyland, Disney world, all of the above. Are we talking six theme parks? Yes. It looks like just domestic. I'm scanning it. The wheel has not been vetted.

[00:29:20] Okay. Yes. Yes. Two best attractions, best attractions, the domestic Disney theme park. So there is a list of 12. Yes. And I'm seeing what I'm seeing the inherent issue with this as I'm reading it. And, uh, yes, yes, it is to the two best attractions keyword best attractions. Okay. Best attractions. So there are 12 on this list. Yes. And what is best for you?

[00:29:50] Should we go by theme park? Um, I think we can go, I think you, whoever thinks that they can name the two from a specific theme park, we're going to do, we can do a, we can do it like a, um, name that tune style. If you, um, so Eric, which theme park do you want to challenge Jimmy to? Okay. Okay.

[00:30:19] The easiest. Let's start with the easiest. Okay. Oh, there's no magic kingdom. Magic kingdom. Okay. I can name, I can name those best in two rides. You can, you can land it. You can land on it within just a single gas. I can, I can land on the top two in four guesses. In four guesses. Okay. Eric, what do you think? I'm going to say two guesses, two guesses. Now, are we saying,

[00:30:50] does that mean you're guessing two things? Two things. You're good. So you're going to nail it on the first. Yeah. Okay. That's what I'm going for. Okay. All right. Eric. So if you get this wrong, Jimmy wins on this round. Damn it. Eric, Eric, name those attractions. Tron. Wrong. Seven dwarfs. One of those is correct. Jimmy, if you can guess which of those is correct. Seven dwarfs is correct. That's correct. You get the full points.

[00:31:20] That's two points for Jimmy. It is seven dwarfs, mine train and space mountain. Oh, he didn't let me. By the way, there are pictures of Tron on the article. By the way, you should have let me guess. Yeah. And I would not have guessed space. Okay. Like Disneyland, magic kingdom hosts so many iconic attractions that it's hard to choose the best. So I use the same decision tree for both places. I'm going to skip this because they get some hints for magic kingdom.

[00:31:50] Space mountain steps up. After all, magic kingdom redefined expectations for modern roller coasters by inventing this ride. Objectively, no theme park attraction at Walt Disney World impacted the industry as much as the 20th, as much in the 20th century as space mountain. I do love the right mountain, but for the record, magic kingdom did not invent the ride. Yeah, it did. It didn't invent the right. Imagineers invented the right day, Eric. Oh, I just introduced it.

[00:32:20] Magic kingdom first. And by the way, the ride is just the matter. That's what I was about to say. It's the matter horn inside. Yes, exactly. And listener for your first episode, that's the kind of nonsense that you're going to get normally. That's the deep dive nerdery. It was not magic kingdom that invented it. If we're really splitting hairs, it was Disneyland that invented it. Yes. It's called matter, which was not a wild mouse coaster. Ignore that episode. It was,

[00:32:49] uh, okay. So Jimmy, your turn. What do you want to challenge Eric to? Eric, Disney's Hollywood studios. Okay. Eric, you're first to bid. How many guesses do you think you can land on the two? And by the way, it's Disney Hollywood studios. Probably Disney, MGM studios. Go ahead. Hollywood, Disney, MGMs. Um, I didn't even do my trip report for universal. Oh, later. Anyway, there we go.

[00:33:20] Uh, four guesses, four guesses. Jimmy, what do you think? I forgot that this is part of the game rules. We've made up two minutes ago. Um, I can name it in three. And by the way, Eric didn't get four guesses before he got one. I, I went with two. Yeah, that's true. You did. Okay. I'm going to say, I can do the top two Disney Hollywood studios, MGM in three guesses. So within three rides, you can get to the two. That's right.

[00:33:50] I'm going to let you go for it this time. Okay. Okay. Jimmy, go for it. Dan, I have a question. Yes. When was this article written? Good question. Uh, good question. Uh, December 12th, 2022, 2022, 2022, 2022. I'm going to say of my three guesses, guess number one, Mickey and Minnie's runaway railway. Okay. Next guess. Guess number two,

[00:34:20] tower of terror. Okay. And your third guess. I'm making up this game. Dash. Slinky dog dash. There's nothing star Wars in this article. You have two that are correct. Can you guess which one is the incorrect one? What is the name of the website? It is Mickey blog.com.

[00:34:48] Can you use the website in a sentence? Mickey blog.com also has an article called Rachel Zegler stands face to face with the evil queen. Oh, that is so helpful. That is so helpful. Okay. The correct answer does not include Mickey and Minnie's runaway railway. That is incorrect, but you're still going to get the point because, uh, why not? I'm making up the rules as I go. Uh,

[00:35:16] it is Mickey and Minnie's runaway railway, the twilight's own tower of terror. Technically I could have chosen either star Wars rise of the resistance or toy story mania here. In both examples, the Hollywood studios version opened a few days earlier than a duplicate elsewhere. Still, both rides are multi-park experiences from early on. They shouldn't count. Instead, I chose two rides. You won't find anywhere else, at least for several months. Mickey and Minnie's runaway railway.

[00:35:46] Oh my God. Oh man. So stupid. Talk about evergreen. I could use the ones that open in other places later, but I'm not. I'm going to use the one that opens in another place later. Yeah. Stupid. Yep. By the way, that's why I took Mickey and he's off the list because I know of the duplicate. Cause it makes sense. All right. Uh, Eric, your turn. Oh, what? I think I need to challenge him. Okay. No, that's good. Uh, no, no, I like, I like this.

[00:36:16] Whoever's in the lead is the one that challenges. Uh, Eric, Eric, the original theme park. that was not Disneyland in Anaheim. Disney's California adventure. Whoa. What a twist. By the way, I don't know if this helps or not, but I'm just for what it's worth.

[00:36:42] They list Disney's California adventure first on their art. Of course they do. Well, it's alphabetical. So Eric, you need to pick the top two attractions at Disney, California adventure. How many guesses do you need? Okay. I can tell you so far, just since we're, this is, since we're getting into the later rounds,

[00:37:10] one of them is not golden Zephyr. One of them is not easy, but not impossible to guess. That's a fun little twist to this game. Can we guess what it's not? Oh, it'd be a very long list. Oh, this is going to be a really long episode, folks. Sorry. Uh, they see the time code. They know. Yeah, they can see.

[00:37:40] Uh, let's just go for four, four guesses, four guesses. Eric, name those attractions. Okay. Oh, okay. So top two. And I've got four guesses. Yes. I mean, I'm recognizing now that the scoring system is really messed up. Listener. This isn't a real game. This is up to you. Not,

[00:38:09] there are no stakes. Uh, in credit coaster, midway mania, guardians of the galaxy, grizzly river run. Oh, okay. Eric, you've got none of those. None of them. None of them are correct. Okay. Hold on. I quit. Hold on. He gets in credit coaster. Yes. Grizzly. And what else did he guess?

[00:38:39] Uh, Eric, you said in credit coaster, guardians, grizzly, and midway mania. Midway. Right. Oh Lord. If Spider-Man's on this list, then tag wrote the article. Um, okay. So the top two at California adventure. Are what the hell? What's left? I know. Okay. So the top two attractions, Zephyr,

[00:39:09] golden Zephyr, jump and jellyfish, jump and jellyfish. Okay. Ariel's undersea adventure, not midway mania, not grizzly river, not in credit coaster, not guardians. Is goofy on there? Cause no, I do love goofy, but I, not guardians. I'm going to get, I'm going to give you a hint. If you, this goes to both of you. So, okay. It's now open to both of you. Whoever gets the right, uh, one correct answer wins the points. Um, it, they're,

[00:39:39] they're the sort of thing that when you hear it, you'll go like, yeah, I guess. Mm-hmm. Uh, and one of them, I think you, neither of you might be thinking about. Okay. And these are rides. They are rides. Okay. Um, first one to chime in. Monsters? First one to buzz in.

[00:40:08] That is incorrect. No, there's no way. no. Okay. Um, I'm just going to say it. Web slingers. No. Thank God, by the way. Yeah. Ultimately, I don't believe that web slingers, a Spider-Man adventure, uh, or guardians of the galaxy mission breakout are on par with some longstanding favorites is what they say. Soren. Duh. Oh, of course. Soren. Thank you, Eric. Yeah.

[00:40:38] Soren. So yeah. What would an idiot think is the best thing in that park? Of course, Soren. And the other one, the one that you weren't thinking about was Radiator Springs Racers. Of course. Yeah. Uh, well, thinking about this topic, I established. I agree with this list, by the way. Uh, the park, you think Soren's the best, one of the two best? I think so. I disagree, but I don't like Soren that much. I mean, I think if you're going there with someone who has never been there, you should definitely make sure that.

[00:41:09] Here's, here's why. Okay. Yeah. Understanding a little bit of logic of this author. Quote, I'm using air quotes. Um, guardians is a duplicate. It's it, it was already done. Right. grizzly river is another water ride. Midway mania. Fine. It's a shooter game. Incredicoaster is a roller coaster. Soren is the first of its kind that had been never been done before. Yeah. And sure. Radiator Springs Racers is just test track, but, um, it is the most popular ride. It's the better test track.

[00:41:39] Yeah. I don't disagree with this list. Let me put it that way. But by the, by, by the author's own logic though, they shouldn't have gone with three. Radiator Springs Racers. I agree. Because of test track. Same. They shouldn't have done, the, the other thing. Anyway. Yeah. But they didn't open yet. Yeah. Shouldn't have done Mickey and Minnie's for that reason. I'm with Jimmy. These, these are better. These are the better ones. Okay. All right. I think Incredicoaster should be out there. So we have three more, really, three more parks. I'd like to get through this because I think it's interesting. Okay. Uh, so far, Eric,

[00:42:09] just to bring us up to speed, uh, Disney California adventure top two, Radiator Springs Racers and Soarin'. Magic Kingdom, uh, is Space Mountain and Seven Dwarfs. Hollywood Studios is Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway and Tower of Terror. So no consistency whatsoever in this list. So, great. Eric, you need to challenge me to a top two. Epcot. Epcot. I can name, first of all,

[00:42:38] but I'm going to make a prediction right now. Guardians, not on the list. Okay. I can name the top two in three guesses. All right. Go for it. It's not going to be Soarin'. Spaceship Earth. Okay. That's one. And test track. That's two. You have one more.

[00:43:06] And 2022. Ratatouille. That's three. You didn't guess a single one. Eric. Is, is. By the way, by their own logic, first of its kind, Spaceship Earth should be in there. Should be in there. Right, right. So Eric, can you guess one? So that's not test track, Eric,

[00:43:36] not test track, not Ratatouille, and not Spaceship Earth. Spaceship Earth. Keep in mind, Soarin's on this list already at DCA. That doesn't help or hurt. You also, and I predicted no Guardians, but go ahead. Oh, 2022. I don't think Guardians was even out then. So, let's just go basic. Soarin' Frozen.

[00:44:04] Frozen is on the list. Okay. Okay. Jimmy, can you guess the other one that is on the list? Eric, you still get the points, which I'm not keeping track of, but Jimmy, can you? I want it to be living with the land, but it's not. Wait. It should be. Living with the land. It is not. Frozen Ever After, Cosmic Rewind. Oh! Oh, it was already hoped. Most people would describe Epcot as the haves and the have-nots.

[00:44:33] The top spark attractions seemingly dwarf the others in popularity. Test Track, Frozen, Soarin', Frozen Ever After, and Guardians of the Galaxy, Cosmic Rewind, drive the overwhelming majority of park traffic. Well, the World Showcase also does, but you get my point. All these attractions are draws. Despite this fact, I seriously considered Spaceship Earth, which is undeniably the most iconic attraction at Epcot. It's also my favorite.

[00:45:03] I nailed it. Their favorite, but not the best. Not what we think you want to hear. Exactly. Okay. Yes. Eric, it is time? No, Eric won that last one. Oh, so he has to challenge me? Yeah, he's challenging you. Let's go Animal Kingdom. Animal Kingdom. What I was going to say was, the original Disney theme park opened on Earth Day. Okay.

[00:45:33] Okay. Okay. I can name the top two attractions in three guesses. Three guesses. Eric, what do you think? Oh, let's see. 2022. Let's just go. Yeah, I'll, I'll, I'll up it. I'll go to. Okay. Eric, name those attractions. Kilimanjaro safaris. Yep. Everest. That is correct on both. Okay. I'm not going to make any friends here, but please hear me out.

[00:46:02] Nobody argues against Avatar Flight of Passage. Nobody argues against Avatar Flight of Passage as a massive draw. It's remained the most popular attraction at the park since its opening. In fact, the difference is even close. It's like comparing Mickey Mouse to any other cartoon character. Everyone knows what's better. Still, when I think of Animal Kingdom, two attractions spring to mind first, and neither of them involves the movie Avatar. Yeah. There we go. I, based on the way things were going, I'm like,

[00:46:32] leave out Pandora. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Absolutely. For the same reason, I'm just going to cut right to it and say Splash Mountain. At Disneyland. Okay. Splash Mountain and Matterhorn. How about this? You each pick three for Disneyland. Whoever has the most correct wins. So, Jimmy, you already said Splash Mountain and Matterhorn, and you can have overlaps. Okay. Splash Mountain, Matterhorn, Indie. Splash Mountain, Matterhorn, Indie. Okay. Oh, okay. This is tough.

[00:47:06] Indie, Big Thunder, Small World. Okay. You both got Indiana Jones, correct? Okay. I'm trying to think of how to do this next part. Were we right? Any of us right on the other one? No. Okay. Okay. Then, how about we just do another two? And I say, wait, hold on. Let's get back to, so Indie, Matterhorn, Splash Mountain, Small World. And, well,

[00:47:35] what was the last one you guessed, Eric? Small World. And what else? Big Thunder? Indie, Big Thunder, Small World. Yeah. Right. Okay. So, it's not Splash Mountain. It's not Matterhorn. It's not Small World. It's not Big Thunder. Then I would go, oh man, it's got to be, it's Haunted Mansion. It's either a mansion or pirates. It's Haunted Mansion. Then you say mansion, I'll say pirates. Okay. It is in fact, Pirates of the Caribbean.

[00:48:05] For the reasons I just mentioned, Disneyland proved the most challenging to evaluate. More than 10 attractions merited at least some consideration. Yeah, that's why this article is stupid, by the way. Some of the hardest cuts included Haunted Mansion. It's a Small World, Jungle Cruise, Mara Hearn, Bob Slits, Mr. Toad's Wild Ride, and Peter Pan's Flight. I could make an argument for any of them, since they all possess international name recognition. So, you just ditch the idea of, okay,

[00:48:32] I'm going to name the two that are just, this is a dumb idea for an article, and you just write about the things that you like. Yeah, that's that. All right. There you go. So, listener, just so you know, Disneyland, Indiana Jones and pirates, DCA, Soarin' and Radiator Springs, Magic Kingdom, Seven Dwarfs and Space Mountain, Epcot, Frozen and Cosmic Rewind, Hollywood Studios, Mickey and Minnie's Runaway Railway and Tower of Terror, and Animal Kingdom Safari and Everest. According to that author. According to that author. Thank you.

[00:49:03] No, according to everybody, it's, it's in print now. Eric started off coughing. In canon in the Supreme Resort archives. I will try to edit out Dan's coughing. It is time to spin that wheel. Let's spin that wheel. What's up next, everybody? What is Jimmy eating? Ooh, peanuts. Yeah. With butter and toffee. Perfectingthemagic.com.

[00:49:32] Let's see if it is a virus. Never heard of that one. Okay. Even better. This is Disneyland must do's in 2022. Let me just scan it. It is not just attractions. In fact, it is, from what I can tell, not, there are no attractions listed. It is things,

[00:50:01] Disneyland must do's, and... Does it include DCA? Yes. Yes. Downtown Disney. Uh, it doesn't, not, no, there's nothing that's specifically to that. Disneyland Resort. So the two theme parks. The, yeah, the two theme parks. Um, can I, I'm going to give you one that you wouldn't guess. Okay. But real, real quick,

[00:50:30] when you say no attractions, you mean no rides? Uh, no, yeah, no rides. So here's the one that there's no way that you can guess and it'll get you a feel for the article. It's all. How many are on the list? Uh, hold on. Uh, so not counting the one that I'm going to give as a free space. Um, now that one I'm going to keep in, even though it's also hard to guess. One, two, three, four, five. Okay.

[00:50:59] These are the top five. Yes. Are they in a particular order? Uh, they seem to be in order of substance. Okay. So these are the, the five must do things in 2022 at the Disneyland Resort, not including downtown Disney. Okay. Now here's, what was this put out? Uh, I love how attentive you are to the details about this. January, January, 2022. Oh, January.

[00:51:29] Okay. Okay. So here's the affiliated with any, can you buy anything from their website? That is a really good question. Hold on. uh, it doesn't look like it. They do want you to join their newsletter. Let me share some other, uh, articles that are on the side here. First time at Disneyland tips. You need to know. Oh my, okay. We're going to that one next. Um, maximizing, maximizing your oogie boogie bash. It is new Halloween party in 2023.

[00:52:00] Celebrate May the 4th. These epic star Wars merchandise deals. The sixth item that I'm leaving off. And I can tell you the fifth one is kind of similar in spirit. Um, but that's in no way giving, giving it away. Uh, come for the magic, stay for the vibes here at perfecting the magic. Like we're all about sharing Disney realness style and good vibes. And no matter how you found us online, we're happy you're here. There's so much magic in store for Disney fans in 2022,

[00:52:30] including the return of the Disneyland forever fireworks and other amazing offerings. So part of one of the things that you must do at Disneyland is subscribe to their newsletter. Is that really one of the most things you must do? That is one of the most. Okay. That's one of the five things. No, that's the sixth that I left out. Oh, okay. But the fifth is similar in spirit, but relates directly to the parks. Use a travel planner.

[00:53:02] Um, so let's just go, uh, whoever you think, Jimmy, just arbitrarily picking you. Um, if you can guess one of these, the, this is going to be one of those where you each try to guess. And if you get one wrong, I'll burn from the bottom. Okay. So there's five. Yes. And the clue you gave us was subscribe to their newsletter. Yes.

[00:53:29] But that's just more about that relates more to these are all insane. You can't just this. Okay. Yeah. So in 2022, the must do thing you should do that is not a ride. By the way, the date probably won't help. Okay. Okay. I'm going to say make a theme park reservation. Okay. Uh,

[00:54:00] you're not, I'm going to say no, but you're close to one of them. Eric, what do you think? Buy tickets. Okay. Be more specific. Oh, uh, park hopper. Uh, I'm going to cut you off on this one. Eric, can you steal this point? Disneyland resort. Is that your guest? No, no, no, no. That's what we're talking about. Just Disneyland. Yeah. And Jimmy is in kind of, he's,

[00:54:30] he's not entirely off. He's just not quite getting it. Wait until magic keys open up. That's close enough. Here we go. Special perks for pass holders. Uh, have a Disneyland magic key. Here's a 2022 Disneyland must, must do just for you. This February is magic key holder celebration month, an entire month dedicated to celebrating Disneyland's magic key holders. Disney hasn't revealed exactly what we could expect for the month long celebration,

[00:54:58] but we're eager to find out all the park, the, all the perks to come with it. Okay. The remaining four will be easier, but still insane. Okay. So one of the must do's first get a magic key, right? Have a magic key, have a magic key, have a magic key. Yes. And then get the discounts. Yes. Is the, one of the five things you must do. it's, it's number five. Okay. Uh, how about, so you said, and I can tell you just as a, as, as,

[00:55:28] as a help, you can kind of feel them giving up. Oh, so then I, I shouldn't go with my next thought, which is show up on one of the days when they make fresh candy canes. Uh, that's, which is my guess. It's a good, based on this article, it is a good guess, but it is not on there. All right, Jimmy. Okay.

[00:55:59] Um, see. It's a stage probably a better guess than at least one of these. Did I miss something? Yeah. I think Dan skipped a slight bit there. Oh, what I was saying is that it's, uh, that gas, the candy cane gas is probably better than at least one of these that actually exists. So my guess,

[00:56:28] Dan is see a stage show. Deliberately generic. See a stage show. Um, no, but that's not close enough, but it's, it's, it's vague. It's, it's the correct amount of vague. Okay. Eric magic happens. It's a parade. See it. I'm going to burn from the bottom.

[00:56:57] Get decked out for Dapper day events. If you have never participated in Dapper day before, this is the year to do it. Dapper day is when Disney fans step out of the parks and style. It's the best opportunity to showcase a fabulous fit at the happiest place on earth. This year, you can don your Disneyland, Disneyland best during two chic dates, April 24th and November 6th. Cool. Star Wars day, star Wars day. May the fourth be with you. Do some variation that is on the list. Eric,

[00:57:27] what number out of one, two, three. Oh, I have to pick which, which number it is. Yes. I'd go three. That's correct. You both get points. Celebrate May the fourth in galaxy's edge, whether it's star Wars day, life day, or another epic intergalactic celebration, spinning a star Wars holiday and galaxy's galaxy's edge is one of our Disney and Adam must use for casual fans and super fans alike. All right.

[00:57:56] Seeing the way this article is going. Yep. Gay days. It is not on there. Oh, Jimmy, do you have another guess? Straight days. As much as me, as my newly freed character appreciates that, or sorry, newly freed myself appreciates that that is a thing that is incorrect. Okay. Okay. So let me see. Let's see. So you get, you guessed. Yes.

[00:58:26] Mostly a joke. Okay. That wasn't a real guess. Okay. So Jimmy, after your guess, if you don't get it correct, I will give you both another hint. Okay. Must do 2022. The holidays, the holidays at Disneyland resort. Incorrect. I'm so the hint is. Boogie boogie. The remaining two. One is specific, but not like hyper specific,

[00:58:56] like the others have been. And the other is almost as vague as you can get. I'm just going to say, you're going to say Oogie boogie. Then Oogie boogie is incorrect. Considering Jimmy already said the holidays, I'm really strapped for generic, which should exist. That should be the one, right? Right. Right. Yeah. go there during several months. Oh, specific.

[00:59:26] Go see Haunted Mansion Holiday. Incorrect. Burning from the bottom, the second one, which is the super vague one, attend a special event. I mean, I said two special events. I know. But it was, I was, my goodness, I should have guessed that was the generic one. Like we have four things we do throughout the year. With extra tickets. Do one. Yep.

[00:59:57] Okay. So the last one is first of all, not, it's not super specific, but it, it's not, it's not vague. And I don't think they're wrong. The Grand Californian Hotel. That is. So in terms of specificity, it's not that kind of specific. it's more like a,

[01:00:25] it's not location, not entirely location based. Sorry, you saying, it's still too generic, but look at, look at the declaration. I'm going to see if I can help you. Okay. So this is the perfecting the magic, perfecting the magic article must do 2022. At the Disneyland resort. Okay. No rides.

[01:00:56] Get a magic key. In fact, don't, don't go on any rides. Yeah. That's, that's number one. Don't go on any rides. Don't go on any rides. Don't see the shows. Magic key discounts, dapper days, star Wars day, special events, which by the way, are dapper day and star Wars day. Exactly. So keep them with Dan. Are we keeping with a theme? Um, in, in terms of vagueness, no, but yes,

[01:01:26] we are keeping with the theme. Okay. So magic band, magic key, sorry. Dapper day, star Wars day, special event. Eric, what is number one? Number one thing to do in 2022. If you are perfecting the magic. Oh, this is tough resort. Eat a special treat. That is a good guess. That's a good guess. It is, it is more specific than that. Eat a Monte Cristo sandwich. That's not that specific.

[01:01:56] Uh, ride splash mountain before it goes away. Cry on splash mountain before it goes away. I don't think you're going to get here, but mainly because everything else has been so dumb, but this one I don't think is. Dan agrees with it. Lunar new year. Oh, book a trip. If you've never visited Disney, California adventure during the lunar new year celebration, it's 100% worth it. Let's see. Let's see if they get stupid.

[01:02:26] Lunar new year is celebrated by numerous Asian cultures, world ride in Disneyland resort situated in culturally diverse. California. They didn't need to say honors lunar new year. Or magically this year for the first time ever. Disney's first Southeast Asian princess, Raya from Raya and the last dragon will be joining the festivities. So I don't disagree with that. Okay. There you go. Um, well, let's do at least one more. Okay. Do we want to hold on?

[01:02:55] Let me see. This one's going to be too vague to spin the wheel. We're going to spin the wheel. I was just going to see if the other one would be good. Oh, that other article. Yeah. I don't know if I love that one. No, that one was garbage, but that's probably fun. Uh, it's, uh, hold on. Apparently you're not allowed to. The wheel spun. I don't know. Yeah. Yeah.

[01:03:26] I'm having, hold on. Let me get my reading glasses. Uh, thank you. Okay. Here we have the 30. This is from, uh, Sarah scoop. I don't know what she's scooping, but we can meet her. Uh, I'm Sarah. Uh, Sarah with an H. Okay. Um, hi, I'm Sarah. The creator is that scoop like as an ice cream or is that scoop as in story? Uh, Oh, uh, I believe scoop as that's a good question. Um,

[01:03:56] let's see the same, but, uh, here's okay. So she does have a shop. Let's open up the shop. Let's get the full. It's a Sarah shop. Uh, make sure to join the Sarah scoop saves Facebook group. Uh, shop using like to know it app. basically it's, it's a bunch of crap that she has found at like Walmart and target, uh, where you can just like click her link and she gets like a percentage of the sales. Um, recipes, question.

[01:04:26] Yes. Sarah apostrophe S scoop or Sarah scoop, Sarah scoop as if it's her last name. It's not her scoop. It's not possessive. No, it's, it's, it's her name is apparently Sarah scoop. Uh, let's see. She has, Oh, you can, uh, purchase recipes, uh, fall quote charcuterie board, how to create the perfect board by her salsa, chicken crock pot recipe. Is the charcuterie board shaped like Mickey? Uh, no,

[01:04:55] I feel like the, I feel like the, no, that's a good question. Cause I feel like the Disney angle is just another, uh, like side hustle for her. Okay. That, that helps spaghetti, 25 best side dishes, uh, 25 unique birthday party charcuterie board ideas, uh, uh, spoilers, lots of cheese and some salami, uh, 25 wedding charcuterie board ideas. She really likes charcuterie board. She really likes charcuterie. Uh, 50 best movie nights, snack ideas to make at home.

[01:05:25] Easy Cinco de Mayo desserts to make for a party. It's just any idea how long it takes to come up with 50 of anything. Oh my God. Uh, hi, I'm Sarah, the creator of Sarah scoop. I'm passionate about sharing the latest scoop on lifestyle. Charcuterie meant whether it's fashion, beauty recipes or travel adventures. I'm here to bring you fresh and inspiring content to, and give you the scoop. This is 30 best Disney world rides for adults. Not a Disney focused person.

[01:05:55] No, that helps gives insight though, Eric. Yeah. It's a 30 best Walt Disney world rides for adults. For adults. Yes. For adults. Okay. Um, let me just, I'm just doing some scanning. What is the best way for you? Is it numbered? It is numbered. Let me see. I'm going to get us down. Should we do just 15? I'll, I'll give you the, the, the last 15. I think that's a great idea. Okay. Uh, this is for adults.

[01:06:26] So make of that what you will. Let's see. Number 30 is frozen. Ever after number 29 monsters, Inc. Laugh floor for adults. Uh, number 20, Astro orbiter number 27, aero file balloon flight. Uh, Oh wow. Yeah. Number 20. Wait, wait, Disney Springs. Yeah. Okay. Uh, is that where it is? Yeah. I guess it is. Yeah. The giant balloon. Yeah. Uh, number 26 for adults,

[01:06:54] test track number 25, soaring around the world for adults. Uh, number 24, pirates of the Caribbean number. That's number 24, by the way, for adults, number 24 out of 30, uh, number 23 for adults, Collier River Rapids. Uh, number 22, international food, wine festival. That's the, that's number 22. That was the thing I've been holding onto in my brain. Yes. Yes. Uh, number 21,

[01:07:24] spaceship earth, number 20, and tank chanted tiki room, number 19 for adults, mind you out of 30 avatar flight is passage. Wow. No, number 18, Navi river journey, 17 out of 30 for adults, rock and roller coaster, starring Aerosmith. And she, by the way, on this has a picture of the sunset showcase. Uh,

[01:07:51] number 16 for adults out of 30 expedition Everest. Here we go. I've written all this down, Eric. So if you have goodness, a bunch of random attractions and a festival. Okay. So the number 30 thing to do for adults is frozen ever after. Yes. Which makes sense. Yes. Number 16 is expedition Everest for adults. Number 16th thing. The 22nd thing to do is food and wine festival. For adults.

[01:08:21] For adults. Okay. Which should be. Tiki room is number 20. Number one. Yeah. And this is across, this is across all of the theme parks in America, right? No, just Disney world. Just Disney world. Okay. That helps. I wonder if she has an MLM. Hold on. Ooh. Lifestyle. Health. I should contact her about my supplements. How to brush your teeth without a toothbrush.

[01:08:50] How to neutralize red tones in your hair. What is a masseter? What is masseter Botox? Botox fill up. When do shih tzu cuppies start growing? Nomad lounge. And Dan, I have. Okay. Yes. Hold on. I have questions. Yeah. Do you feel like these are in number of importance or do you think they're random? Okay. To her, I think. Yes. Based on number one. Based on number one,

[01:09:19] I think there is a logic to it. Okay. Okay. I also think that she's not, she's, I don't think she's been to Disney world. Okay. That's fair. That helps. And then a followup question to, okay. Well, not a question. This is for Eric. Yeah. Eric, there's no specific. We're not limited to anything at Disney world. First of all, we're not limited to just rides. Cause we have the balloon.

[01:09:48] We have food, wine festival. Right. Just to save you both from a wild goose chase. They are all attractions at this point. okay. From now on, they're all attractions. I withdraw nomad lounge. I am going to guess space. Eric, do you want to make your second, a new guess? No, I'll let, I'll let Jimmy go with it. Okay. Okay. Space mountain. Cause spaceship earth was number 21. Okay. Space mountain is on the list.

[01:10:15] And so you get a point for that. Do you want, can you guess what number for a second point? It is in the top five. I need more specific, more specificity for number three space mountain. That is incorrect. Eric, to steal that one point. Can you guess what number, by the way, I'm not keeping track of the points, so it doesn't matter. I am. Oh, good. Okay. Um,

[01:10:44] so we're talking space mountain. Where is it on the list? Six. You are both incorrect. It is number. Who's closest without going over. Uh, it is number one. Well, there is no without going over because it's number one. I should have guessed number one. Mm hmm. Space mountain is number one. Okay. We're dealing with. Yep. An interesting person. Yeah. Food and wine festival is number 22. For a list for adults. Yes. Uh, Jimmy, make your guess.

[01:11:12] What is also on the list? I think it's Eric's turn to guess. I guess space mountain. Oh, that's okay. Eric test track. That was on the first part of the list for adults, but it was like 20 something. Oh, okay. For adults. Yeah. To be exact, it was 25. Sorry. I missed that. Number 25 out of 34 adults or 26. Anyway. All right. So Eric, give him another chance.

[01:11:40] I'm going to read you what's on the list. Frozen. We've caused, yeah. Yeah. I'll just keep guessing random things. That's fine. That's kind of the way to play. Uh, yeah, there was a lot of, a lot of things where we've been talking about a lot of things. And, uh, how about we just go, let me go back to Kilimanjaro safaris. Kilimanjaro safari is. On the list. You get that point.

[01:12:11] Jimmy, can you guess what number for, Oh, sorry, Eric, can you guess what number for that? Second point. 17. Wait, what are we doing? We are doing 15. Yeah. Top 15. seven, 17. I'm standing back. Uh, 10. That is incorrect. Jimmy. Do you want to steal that point? By guessing. Based on your scroll time. Uh, uh, I'm going to say it's above number 10. Okay. And it was number nine.

[01:12:41] Very close. It's number eight. Oh, let's see what she says about this. Oh, I forgot to read what she said about space mountain. I'm sure it's going to be insane. Here we go. At Kilimanjaro safaris, you get to experience that you got, you get to experience Africa at the whole, wait, let me get, let me get further into it. At Kilimanjaro safaris, you get to experience Africa at the Harambe wildlife reserve. This is your chance to see 34 species living on 10,

[01:13:09] 110 acres of planes through this guided safari tour. One of the best things about this tour is you never know what's going to happen. You will want to go during the day and again at night for a truly unique experience. And each and every time this attraction gives you, the essence of being on a real African safari. Okay. So for space mountain, she says ever wanted to experience zipping through space. Well,

[01:13:40] you've got the perfect, we've got the perfect drive for you. Space mountain is an outer space themed roller coaster that is located indoors where you can experience what it's being, what it's being pulled, where you can experience, what it's being pulled by gravity into a wormhole. I mean, if I rode this ride, I'd, so she hasn't been on this ride. If, I mean, if I rode this ride, I'd probably be screaming like a little kid too,

[01:14:08] but that can be our little secret. But when was the article written? February 1st, 2022, a lot of 2022 represent. Evidently. Okay. Who's when did we start doing the wheel of clickbaity garbage? I believe I'm going to guess 2022. Yeah, there's a good chance of that. Okay. All right. Next. Who's turning on the list? He guessed Safari. I guess space mountain, Jimmy, your guess.

[01:14:39] Guardians of the Galaxy, Cosmic Rewind. Let me see. It is not. The last one, it was on 2022, but maybe it's. Yeah, it was open in February. It came out, I think. So maybe it wasn't in February though. Yeah. It is not on the list of this ride for adults. Let's see. When did Guardians of the Galaxy Cosmic Rewind open?

[01:15:10] Cause we're lovers, not experts, except we're generally portrayed as experts. May 27th, 2022. May. Okay. She's off the hook. Okay. So lucky. Jimmy, let's, let's go ahead and say you can guess again. They saw that. Okay. Not being. Sounds good. All right. So for adults, number one is space mountain. I'm going to say, Oh, Tiki room is number 20.

[01:15:42] Hall of presidents. Oh man. Where it's on this list is going to give us a lot of insight. That is an excellent guest, but it is not on the list. Oh, Eric, can you guess something that is on this list? Oh man. Okay. Well, let's go next door. Haunted mansion. Haunted mansion is on the list. What number is it? It's on the list. Number.

[01:16:11] Let's stick with number 10. That is incorrect. Jimmy. Can you guess what number it is? Number two. That is correct. Oh, that's a point for each of you. Now, this is a great time for those who loved, loved to get spooked at the haunted mansion. A spirit's voice. Guy may not love it anymore. A haunted estate, a haunted estate home to ghouls, ghosts, and the supernatural. But don't worry. There is no gore and the ride is slow.

[01:16:41] So it's still okay for young children to enjoy. The ride is also located in Tokyo, Disneyland and Hong Kong, Disneyland. Even though the designs are slightly different, you'll still just have, you'll still have just as fun of a time. All right. I guess you guys had a mansion. I'm going to say number three. Oh, you're being bold. Splash mountain before it closes.

[01:17:12] It is not number three. Eric. Five. Well, since Jimmy introduced the guessing what number three is, what do you think? Number three. Oh, that is incorrect. Jimmy, since you've made this bold move, I'm going to give you one more chance to guess number three. I already did. And I was wrong. I have another guess, but go for it.

[01:17:41] I can't think of anything. Eric, go ahead. I, I, what is the thing? I, I, correct. Oh, ready for the wildest ride in the wilderness. Big Thunder mountain railroad, my train roller coaster has no conductor. So you get to experience three and a half minutes of craziness, right through mountains, caverns, avalanches, and floods in the old west. Trust me. You'll want to hold on time for this ride. Trust me.

[01:18:10] You'll want to hold. Yep. Trust me. You'll want to hold on time for this ride. Be careful leaving the ride because it will definitely have you shaken in your boots by the end of it. Shaken spelled with an E. G. No. Instead of an I N G. It's I N. Oh, it is shaking. Okay. So I think Eric was right. Splash mountain's number five. Splash mountain is not number five.

[01:18:39] Can we land on where splash mountain is before we move on? Who can we, who can guess where splash mountain is? Then I guess four. Four is correct. I was going to say four. Dang it. This was one of my favorite Disney rides as a kid, and it still takes the cake as an adult. Drift along the by you on splash mountain, but drift along the by you on splash mountain,

[01:19:06] but be prepared for the five story drop at the end. Also be prepared to get splashed on this great ride. Make sure you go to the kiosk to get the picture from the drop. That way you can keep this fun memory forever. What a weird combination of words. All right. So where are we? Rise of the resistance is number five.

[01:19:33] Rise of the resistance is not number five. Eric, can you guess where rise of the resistance is? I don't even know. I forgot. Honestly, I forgot that this is what happens when we play these games. We all just get to this place. We're like, I don't even know what's real anymore. Or someone tell me what the answer is.

[01:19:58] I hope the listeners like us unraveling dramatically. I forgot that this is why this is fun as we get to this place. You get to 30 things. I've got it written down. I know. All of it. Jimmy's been taking notes and I'm just trying to remember. I've been trying to help. Have I said test track three times or four times yet? Test track's number 26. Okay. Mind you, I just want to point out,

[01:20:26] we're talking about rise of the resistance in 2022. And we have already not talked about it in the top four. Yeah. Because number five is tower of terror, but go ahead. I was going to say seven. Do we want to, let's see. Let's see if you have, if you accidentally got there. Nope. Okay. Uh,

[01:20:51] where is rise of the resistance in 2022 on this list of things to do for adults? And space mountain is number one. Exactly. Frozen. Never after for adults. Number 30. Yes. Which is the only thing that makes sense. Jimmy, it's on you. I already guessed seven. Number 15. It is not number 15. 15.

[01:21:20] It is number 10. Star Wars. Right. I should have gone with 10. That was my first instance. Are you ready to take on the storm troopers? Star Wars. The resistance is a massive attraction located in galaxy's edge, where you get to help the resistance fighters on a mission. I, I need to say that again. Cause I love that sentence so much. Star Wars. Resistance is a massive attraction located in galaxy's edge,

[01:21:50] where you get to help the resistance fighters on a mission. You will. Will you defeat the troopers? Guess you'll have to see for yourself on your next Disney trip. Will you defeat them by riding through the ride? On a mission. On a mission. Okay. By that logic, by that logic. That's like, there's this, I, I know,

[01:22:20] I don't know if I've told this story on any of the podcasts before, but there was this time where everybody was talking about like complicated things and like ideas. And this one person who was just an idiot. It just like kind of looks around after the conversation has lulled and they say, I read June. As if to just be like, uh, what a counterpoint. I'm smart too. I think,

[01:22:49] I think that she Googled the descriptions. I think. Oh my goodness. That. All right. So Eric, a couple of things. So first of all, I guess tower of terror. We don't, we don't know where yet. We haven't guessed millennium Falcon. We haven't guessed runaway railway. I'm going to say by logic of rise of the resistance being number 10, I'm going to say that millennium Falcon smugglers run is number 11. Let's rise up together against Dan and his list. Yeah.

[01:23:18] I think you figured out the logic there. Number 11. It's just sort of just going around the map. Fly the millennium Falcon through an interactive smuggling mission at the millennium Falcon smugglers run attraction. Choose your role as a pilot engineer or gunner on one of Disney's best thrill rides. It's number 11. This ride is safe for kids, tweens, teens, and adults. So bring the whole family.

[01:23:48] Okay. Eric, I'm going to give you, it's your turn to guess. I'm just going to give you some insight. Okay. Okay. Let's go. In order of importance, I guess. Space, Space Mountain, Haunted Mansion, Big Thunder, Splash Mountain is top four. Sorry. I need to just correct myself from something before. One of them is in fact not a ride, but contains rides. Is it a land? It is a land. Okay. Can I just,

[01:24:17] I'm just going to give this one to you because it's too good. It's too good. So number 10 was Star Wars rise of the resistance. Uh, that's number 10. Of course. Number 11 is Falcon. So number 12 is Star Wars land. Hold on. It gets better because if we're going in order of importance, 11 is less important than 10, right? Okay. Yeah. Yeah. So what do you think work? Yeah. Based on what the previous logic is, what do you think?

[01:24:47] Number nine, presumably more important than number 10, Star Wars galaxy's edge. Of course the entire land. Oh, feel like you live in a small world that escaped to a galaxy far, far away with star Wars galaxy's edge, the best Disney park for star Wars, the best Disney park for star Wars lovers. Okay. This theme park, this theme park includes star Wars rise, the resistance and millennium Falcon smugglers run,

[01:25:15] which includes a whole. Okay. This theme park, I need to talk about this. Like the, the punctuation here, this theme park includes star Wars colon rise of the resistance and millennium Falcon smugglers run, which no, no comma, no new anything, which includes star tours. So millennium Falcon smugglers run includes star tours. You can find this part. I've been shaking my head vehemently for here.

[01:25:45] Here we go. You can find this part. Vehemently. That's a damning thing to say. You can find this part. Can I, can I shake my head more? How vehement do I have to do? Just wait, hold on to your head shaking. Cause it's going to, it's going to get worse. You can find this park located at Disney's Hollywood studios. Okay. So it's a theme park in Orlando. Yes. Including star tours, which is not in the theme park. This person loves nesting dolls so much. Wow.

[01:26:14] You can find a theme park and a theme park. And there are also rides inside of rides. That's a lot. And star tours is in that theme park in the theme park. Yes. Outside of. Yes. And let me see. I just want to just check something. I'm not going to say what I find because, because I'm guessing you can guess what I'm looking for. Star tours is not its own listing, which makes me think she does actually think that there's a ride inside of a ride. Okay.

[01:26:44] All right. Eric, it's your turn. Oh my goodness. I'm going to read again. Top four. Yeah. Space mountain, haunted mansion, big thunder, splash mountain. I'm so confused at this point. So is the author. Let's see. Let's move past Epcot. Let's. Things for adults. That's right. Let's go with something. Let's go with slinky dog dash. For adults. That is correct. It is on the list.

[01:27:14] Can you guess what number it lands on? Because it's for kids. Let's go 14. That is incorrect. I say it's number 12. That is incorrect as well. It's number seven on this list for adults. Slinky dog dash. Slinky dog dash. Who doesn't, who didn't love the slinky dog from toy story? We all did. Of course. Hold on. Who didn't love the slinky dog from toy story? We all did. So we all didn't love. Anyway,

[01:27:43] the slinky dog dash is located within toy story land, which is located inside of star Wars land, which is located inside of my butthole on this roller coaster. You get to ride slinky dog and watch as his coils spring back and forth. As you bend around turn, bend around turn and zoom up and down hills. This classic ride is perfect for the whole family. It's a classic ride. It's got one turn. It's got multiple hills. It's the best. There's there's slinkies.

[01:28:13] And we all know how much adults love their slinkies. All right. I'm going to go number six tower of terror. Number six is not tower of terror. Eric, can you guess where tower of terror is on this list of things to do for adults? And Eric, there's only six slots left. They are number five, number six, number 12, 13, 14, and 15. Yep.

[01:28:42] So is it towards the top of the list? Five. Towards the middle. It is not number five. So it's in the bottom half of the top half. Why wouldn't it be for this on this list of things to do for adults? Terrifying place to be for an adult. I, Jimmy, I do think if you apply the weird logic that you, the correct, but also weird logic that you applied to the star Wars triptych. Yep.

[01:29:11] You might be able to get there with this one. Okay. Just, um, in fact, when I tell you, you will both roll your eyes so much that we will be able to hear it. Number 12. No, wait, sorry. 13. Of course it is number 13. There you go. Yeah. Ready for some serious mystery. Twilight zone. Tower of terror. Drop tower is that's the name of it. According to her. Uh,

[01:29:41] yep. Ready for some serious mystery. Try twilight zone. Tower of terror. Drop tower. is a fun, accelerating dark ride at Hollywood studios. Relive the story of a scary Halloween night in 1939. When visiting this attraction, the story goes that some patrons were writing an elevator when the lightning struck and was mysteriously never seen again. Take that same elevator ride, but hold on tight and try not to scream.

[01:30:08] The ride propels you up and down the elevator shaft, leaving you guessing if you'll make it out or never be seen again. Like the lost patrons. That's surprisingly a large amount of detail on the right. That is. Yeah. She Googled. She might've actually written these. Uh, okay. So what's the Wikipedia page? Before we end this game, Mickey's runaway, the runway is on this list. Just keep going around the park.

[01:30:38] And I'm going to say Mickey's runaway railway is in the top six. Let me see. I don't, I don't remember seeing it, but I could be wrong. Hold on. It appears to not be on this list. Burn from the bottom. What's number 15? From the bottom. Number 15 on this list of rides for the things to do for adults is Peter Pan's flight. Located in fantasy land is Peter Pan's flight. This is a Disney's. This is a,

[01:31:05] we don't want to do Mickey and Minnie's runaway railway for adults. No, don't, don't even go on that. This is a Disney's dark ride that takes you on a journey over London before descending into never descending. Yep. Descending into Neverland. Okay. Follow Peter Pan as he passes glowing volcanoes and glimmering waterfalls, but watch out for Captain Hook lurking around. Will you escape him and make it back to London or will you meet your demise?

[01:31:33] The only way to find out is by checking out this Disney classic. Yeah. The, the sheer terror of Peter Pan's flight. Will you meet your demise? That's what everybody knows. Listen back to our episode on that one. All right. So there, there are four left. Dan, Eric, here's what I'd like to propose. Okay. Eric and I will each guess one attraction. Okay. Whichever one of us has either. If,

[01:32:01] if only one of us guesses what's left wins. Uh-huh. If we both guess something that's left, whoever has the highest rank wins. Okay. As a reminder, Eric, number five, number six, number 12, and number 14. Our remaining, feel free to ask me before you guess if something has already been guessed. And my guess. How about this? How about, why would you do this?

[01:32:28] You each guess four and whoever gets the most correct. I don't, I don't have that energy. Okay. That's a lot. That's a lot. Okay. One, one, one guess. You have one guess. Okay. Okay. Go for it. Um, my guess is not going to be on the list, but I'm, I'm going to wishful thinking living with the land. Okay. Eric, what's your guess? I'm going to go with Everest. Wait, nope, nope. You should ask me.

[01:32:58] Oh, I should have asked you. Everest is number 16. Six. On this list, that was 16. Oh my goodness. Of the top 30 things to do for adults. Number 15 is Peter Pan's flight, by the way. Peter Pan's number 15. Food, wine festival. Number 22. Number 22. Have, has anything come up about, uh, not midway mania, but toy story. Toy story has not been, it is. Wait, hold on. Hold, hold on. Looking sort. No, toy story is not,

[01:33:28] I'm going to stick around the Hollywood studios. Okay. Toy story mania. Okay. Living with the land is not on the list. Toy story mania is on the list. All right. So Eric wins by default. Okay. But what is the number? Take a step inside Andy's room at toy story mania. This 40 theme park attraction starts you off walking through a toy chest of games. Once you make it through using your spring action shooter to shoot at moving targets. If you are competitive,

[01:33:56] this is the attraction for you. Take your best shot against other players for the high score. And yes, it's okay. If you win against the little kid, number six, number six, that was number five. I'm just going to go through the ones that we're missing. Uh, number six is buzz on this list, by the way, of things to do for adults. Buzz light, your space stranger spin help buzz defeat his arch nemesis at buzz light, your space range. You spin in this attraction.

[01:34:25] Zerg is stealing batteries from the toys. So it's your job to help buzz blast all the targets to stop him. This is a great place for those who love toy story. Also a fun attraction for all ages. Uh, number nine, we got number 10. We got number 11. Number 12 is the jungle cruise. The jungle cruise is a guided river boat to earth through some of the world's most treacherous waters in different countries. This is a fun way to experience the essence of the jungle,

[01:34:53] but be careful of the animals lurking on this ride. You'll see hippos, lions, and zebras on your ride down the river. Hopefully you won't have to wait, but if you do this tour is totally worth the long lines. You will definitely have to wait at Walt Disney world. Number 14. The only one we're missing. Yep. Do we want to do one last guest or just get this over with? Just get it over with. Okay. Seven dwarves, mine train number 14 on this ride thing for adults. We want to peek into the life. Seven dwarves, snow white.

[01:35:23] Then you must check out the seven dwarves, mine train roller coaster located at magic kingdom park, climb into a rustic mine train and take a wobbly ride. Ride through an old mountain. At the peak of this ride, you get an amazing view of fantasy land before you zoom back down to the base of the mountain. Okay. Dan, I figured it out. Yeah. I wish we would have known this going in. Sarah scoop is 13 years old. Wait, really? I'm just, I'm just assuming based on the list. Well, I mean,

[01:35:52] she's the most charcuterie loving 13 year old I've ever met. that's a fair point. Yeah. I have a kid. I have an 11 year old who'd make charcuteries all the time. That's all I'm saying. Well, listener, that's it. That's what the Supreme resort presents the clickbaity wheel of garbage. That's what it's all about. Hooray. We hope that it offered you a pull out one of your teeth like I did during this episode. We hope that it offered some reprieve for the three of us. I know it did me.

[01:36:21] Except for the tooth. Yeah. You need to put that back. And, uh, yeah, so that's a little bit of fun, a little bit of clickbaity garbage. Hopefully we don't need to pull that wheel out anytime soon, but if we do, odds are something terrible went wrong in our lives. I really liked that policy actually. Yeah. If you hear this again, oh, you can say, oh, those poor guys. Let's listen. One or all of them. Yeah. That's right. Let's do that. Let's have this be just the thing we do when we don't need, we,

[01:36:50] we don't need to say it ever again. And it'll just be understood between us and the audience. When we're doing the wheel, stuff isn't good. That's right. That's, it's sort of our, uh, supercalifragilisticexpialidociousness. It's the thing you say when you don't know what to say. We love you all. Yes. Thank you. Uh, so also we, uh, concierge is a vacation planner, eight, five, six hour ears.

[01:37:14] It is a absolutely free travel planning service goes above and beyond your typical travel planners in that they'll book over. Everything for you, but they'll also do all of your touring planning and all the details and book your reservations and dining and all that sort of thing. So it's an all inclusive concierge for your vacation. And if you're going on a romantic vacation with, you know, just two adults, they can probably book a princess, uh, dining breakfast for you. Probably. That's what, that's,

[01:37:43] that was number 31 on the list. Right. The also, she can, the runner up honorable mention. They can hook you up with the bippity boppity boutique. That's right. When you and your adult friends go together. Very true. Choose which, which princess will come by and rub your shoulders for a little bit. Yeah. Creepy. Face painting. They can, they can tell you where all the face painting is. That's right. Uh, so anyway, that, uh, so concierge, eight, five, six hour ears. And,

[01:38:13] uh, we have other shows. The Supreme resort, of course, is what you're listening to now. Scraping the vault is a podcast about straight to video Disney sequels about to end the run of the straight to video Disney sequels with the tinker verse. Uh, we just did a fun one. Uh, Mr. T already recorded. Sure was. Eric, we already recorded. What do they have to look forward to with Mr. T's be somebody. Be somebody or be somebody's fool. Oh, it's, we, oh,

[01:38:42] we released that one already. Yeah. Yeah. Martika. You have that to look forward to Fergie from, uh, the black eyed peas and, uh, be somebody. Um, anyway, and then there's, uh, ears up, which is a podcast that used to be about Disneyland. Um, there is the Banth milk star Wars podcast. Sometimes I'm, I'm on all of these. Eric's on all of them. I, that goes without saying. And then, uh, the, uh, puny pod,

[01:39:11] a Marvel MCU rewatch podcast. Oh, we're gearing up toward the eternals. I signed on for the eternals. Oh God. Dan, we'd like to invite you to the eternals as well. I haven't seen that awful movie, but I guess I can watch it. It was underrated. Underrated. And it's Tiamat is going to come back in Captain America, brave new world. That is where adamantium comes from, which is the metal for,

[01:39:42] uh, Wolverine. That is my prediction. Great. There we go. Okay. So puny pad, Jimmy will be on that too, I guess. Sure. Just that part. I'm just gonna have a little sound clip, mic drop, walk out. And yeah, so that's the show. That's what we do. Uh, we have months and months of planned episodes that will not be clickbaity garbage again. One more time. If you hear clickbaity garbage again, something terrible went wrong.

[01:40:11] And, uh, but otherwise you'll be hearing some great theme park content for those of you who love Walt Disney World and Disneyland and which is better until next time. Be good to each other. Please now more than ever, just be kind. And, uh, we all are just, we're all fighting for the seven until next time. Until next time. I don't know what you're talking about. My life has been a, a nine ever since the election. Of a hundred. Until next time. That is actually.

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