Cinderella 3: A Twist in Time

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[00:01:03] From the ashes smeared all over Cinderella's dirty dirty face and fingers

[00:01:08] Cause that's where she got her name from

[00:01:11] It's Scraping The Vault

[00:01:13] I get it. I see what you did. That was Jimmy

[00:01:15] And Audrey is over there. Hold on. There it is

[00:01:19] This is the podcast where we watch straight to video Disney sequels

[00:01:24] And we talk about them and Jimmy likes them slightly less now that he's not drinking anymore

[00:01:29] And that's really what he likes to do

[00:01:35] And yeah, let's wait for that beautiful sound and we start the show

[00:01:41] There you go

[00:01:42] So Dan, did we talk about this last time? And the answer is you don't remember

[00:01:48] Cinderella is a nickname. Not unlike ET

[00:01:53] It's the extra terrestrial

[00:01:55] People call it ET ET

[00:01:57] Extraterrestrial

[00:01:58] Cinderella is a nickname given by her wicked evil stepmother

[00:02:03] Oh, by the way

[00:02:04] It's a mean nickname too

[00:02:06] What's her real name?

[00:02:08] It's like Stephanie or something French

[00:02:15] Anyway, so it's her nickname and they call her that

[00:02:19] I have to say this because I'll forget

[00:02:22] I think True Nod Dan and perhaps Audrey

[00:02:27] The actress who played the evil stepmother in the original 1950 Cinderella

[00:02:33] The same actress who played Maleficent who is being Beauty's evil wicked queen

[00:02:39] Did not her playing with magic in the wand in this movie

[00:02:46] Different actions she's dead

[00:02:48] But her with the green stuff and all that

[00:02:51] Was it not an homage to Maleficent? Was it just me?

[00:02:54] I think you're giving them too much credit to assume that there was any intention behind it

[00:03:00] That would be an homage

[00:03:02] However, Daniel and Audrey

[00:03:06] Yes

[00:03:07] I'll have you know the actor who played the prince

[00:03:10] Cinderella's prince

[00:03:12] Same guy from the 50s

[00:03:13] Same guy who's also dead

[00:03:16] The same guy who played Prince Eric from the 1989 Little Mermaid

[00:03:21] How can you have, do you think it's the same prince?

[00:03:26] No

[00:03:27] Again I think the man's well-bead

[00:03:30] Because think of it this way

[00:03:32] Watch this, wait, wait, hold on

[00:03:34] In the movie

[00:03:35] Cinderella gets banished to another kingdom

[00:03:38] Right

[00:03:39] On a boat

[00:03:40] Did that boat not look identical to Prince Eric's boat?

[00:03:43] Hey, yeah I have a question about that

[00:03:45] What time period is this movie in?

[00:03:47] In 1962

[00:03:52] Speaking of years

[00:03:53] Cinderella 3 was released in 2007

[00:03:58] And this is where I talk about what was happening

[00:04:03] In the world at the time

[00:04:05] Oh

[00:04:09] That's a good song

[00:04:12] What?

[00:04:13] Oh, yes

[00:04:16] Let's see, top six new stories

[00:04:18] According to Czech GPT, the paid version

[00:04:21] So it's actually thinking about things

[00:04:23] Virginia Tech Massacre

[00:04:26] This was rewritten

[00:04:29] I asked it to rewrite

[00:04:31] The stories in the form of how like a Disney princess would say it

[00:04:36] So let's see

[00:04:37] Oh dear friends, a most sorrowful event befell us

[00:04:40] On April 16th, 2007

[00:04:43] A terrible bill and caused great harm

[00:04:46] Does it work?

[00:04:47] Taking the...

[00:04:48] Okay, hold on, I have something else

[00:04:50] Oh no, this music is too...

[00:04:52] It's appropriate, had a bad day

[00:04:56] Massacre of Virginia Tech

[00:04:58] We're gonna go with Landslide

[00:04:59] Has nothing to do with 2007

[00:05:01] But it's a nice way for me to plug

[00:05:04] Bowie's planning

[00:05:05] It's a podcast I'm doing with Eric

[00:05:07] This isn't even Bowie

[00:05:08] If you like the weirdness of this show

[00:05:10] You'll enjoy Bowie's planning

[00:05:13] Anyway, oh dear friends

[00:05:14] The most sorrowful event befell us

[00:05:16] On April 16th, 2007

[00:05:18] A terrible bill and caused great harm

[00:05:20] At Virginia Tech

[00:05:21] Taking lives as 32 innocent souls

[00:05:23] And wounding 17 others

[00:05:25] This tragic day reminded us

[00:05:27] Of the importance of kindness

[00:05:29] And the need to protect our cherished homes

[00:05:31] And loved ones

[00:05:32] The launch of my iPhone

[00:05:33] Oh, how magical it was

[00:05:35] When Apple unveiled a wondrous device

[00:05:38] The iPhone

[00:05:40] A delightful combination of a mobile phone

[00:05:42] Music player and internet device

[00:05:44] Enchanted the world

[00:05:46] And changed the way we communicate

[00:05:48] And share our dreams

[00:05:50] The global financial crisis beginning

[00:05:52] Once upon a time in 2007

[00:05:54] Dark clouds gathered over the kingdom's economy

[00:05:57] The housing market falter

[00:06:00] And many good people faced hardships

[00:06:02] As financial institutions began to crumble

[00:06:05] But not the banks

[00:06:07] Because they just printed themselves

[00:06:09] Out of the problem

[00:06:11] Inflation

[00:06:13] And you know, I don't know if you did it on purpose

[00:06:15] But my single least favorite form of communication

[00:06:18] Is that

[00:06:20] Like, it's a Disney mom

[00:06:22] With their response

[00:06:24] I'm so magically excited

[00:06:26] That you're having a wonderful vacation

[00:06:28] To the Walt Disney World Resort in Orlando, Florida

[00:06:30] Just say hello

[00:06:32] I'm gonna engage with that

[00:06:33] But by the way, I know Landslide isn't Bowie

[00:06:35] But there's a connection to it in the Diamond Dogs

[00:06:38] Stay tuned

[00:06:40] Yeah, Diamond Dogs episode

[00:06:42] Anyway, yes, I completely agree with you

[00:06:44] And when I was at Disneyland last weekend

[00:06:47] I was trying to get like

[00:06:50] A question answered

[00:06:52] And I forget what the question was

[00:06:54] It was something...

[00:06:55] I was indy down right now

[00:06:56] No, it was like a reasonable question

[00:06:58] And I think it was like

[00:07:00] I went to the

[00:07:02] Boardwalk bar over at the Lamplight

[00:07:05] And I was like, hey, maybe there's like

[00:07:07] Just an open seat at the bar

[00:07:09] Because I'm just one person, you know

[00:07:11] And I went to them and I'm just like

[00:07:13] Hey, what are the odds that like

[00:07:15] If there's a seat that opens up at the bar

[00:07:17] That like a person could go there

[00:07:19] And they gave...

[00:07:20] They said like

[00:07:21] Unfortunately, the Lamplight lounge

[00:07:23] Is reserved seating only

[00:07:25] And if you would like to join our waiting list

[00:07:27] You can look at the My Disney Experience app

[00:07:30] Like, you know, that canned customer service answer

[00:07:33] And I was just like

[00:07:35] Okay, so

[00:07:38] The way I'm understanding that answer

[00:07:40] Is that it's not...

[00:07:42] It's just not possible

[00:07:43] And I'm fine with this

[00:07:44] I'm just trying to get clarity

[00:07:46] It's just not a possibility for just a single person

[00:07:49] If there's an open seat to just like

[00:07:51] Go in

[00:07:53] And they're like

[00:07:54] Unfortunately, it's reserved seating only

[00:07:56] And they're just like, oh my god

[00:07:58] Can you not just answer a question

[00:08:00] Like I'm not being combative

[00:08:02] I'm not upset

[00:08:04] Just say like

[00:08:05] Yeah, you understood that correctly

[00:08:07] You know, like

[00:08:11] Yikes

[00:08:12] Yeah, I get it

[00:08:13] You know, like I appreciate

[00:08:15] Story and I appreciate the escape

[00:08:17] Like, hey

[00:08:18] When is the ride coming back on

[00:08:20] Well, Indiana Jones is fighting some

[00:08:22] Whatever

[00:08:23] Right

[00:08:24] I appreciate that

[00:08:25] But when it comes to something as simple

[00:08:27] As can I get a damn seat

[00:08:28] Like

[00:08:29] Right

[00:08:30] Sorry

[00:08:31] You can go to the app

[00:08:32] Or just like

[00:08:34] Or maybe an answer could be

[00:08:36] Like, yeah, I know we've done that before

[00:08:38] But we changed it and you can't do that anymore

[00:08:40] And I'm really sorry

[00:08:41] You know

[00:08:42] Downtown Disney has plenty of open seats

[00:08:44] You're drunk

[00:08:49] Here's the number for 34

[00:08:51] Well, Jimmy, if you like story

[00:08:54] You must have really hated this

[00:09:04] Yeah

[00:09:05] Audrey, what do you think is going to happen

[00:09:07] Let me tell you

[00:09:09] Alright

[00:09:10] Cinderella 3

[00:09:12] Cindy becomes jaded

[00:09:14] By living with Prince Charming

[00:09:16] And needs to go back to her roots

[00:09:18] She's still Cindy from the Cinder block

[00:09:21] Get it

[00:09:22] Cindy from the block

[00:09:24] I love it

[00:09:25] She uncovers that the kingdom has been exploiting people

[00:09:27] And creating laws just to find them guilty

[00:09:29] Like, from

[00:09:30] I just finished reading Alice's Shrugged

[00:09:32] And

[00:09:34] I'm sorry

[00:09:35] The biggest line

[00:09:37] The biggest line in that book is like

[00:09:39] I will break the motor of this world

[00:09:41] So the Prince says

[00:09:43] Or Cindy says

[00:09:44] I'm not quite sure who's going to say

[00:09:46] The pivotal line

[00:09:48] But the line is

[00:09:49] I will break the glass slipper of this world

[00:09:55] Yeah

[00:09:56] It's going to be so good, you guys

[00:09:57] We're going to cast

[00:09:58] Who's going to play the Prince?

[00:10:02] I don't know yet

[00:10:04] But the Princess will be played by Ariana Grande

[00:10:08] Yeah, that's right

[00:10:10] I'm so...

[00:10:12] I'm just...

[00:10:16] I'm so sorry

[00:10:21] Yeah

[00:10:24] Pretty good, I was close

[00:10:26] It's good, I think you were

[00:10:29] Dan?

[00:10:30] Yeah

[00:10:31] This... Let's just set the tone, frame

[00:10:34] Whatever for everybody

[00:10:36] This movie, ultimately, for me

[00:10:38] Is the catalyst for this podcast

[00:10:42] This is sort of...

[00:10:44] It is kind of the catalyst for this podcast

[00:10:46] So to me, everything has been building up

[00:10:48] To this movie

[00:10:49] And for our...

[00:10:51] If I remember correctly

[00:10:52] Sorry, I stepped on you

[00:10:53] But if I remember correctly

[00:10:55] When we were talking about

[00:10:57] Doing the show originally

[00:10:59] You and I were like

[00:11:01] Well, I don't know

[00:11:03] I mean, it's a cute idea

[00:11:04] I don't know how ridiculous does it get

[00:11:06] And then I think it was you

[00:11:08] That said like

[00:11:09] There's a movie about time travel

[00:11:13] It was like, okay, I'm in

[00:11:15] Possibly more than one

[00:11:16] But we saw this movie together

[00:11:18] I do not remember one frame of this movie

[00:11:21] At all

[00:11:22] We actually saw Cinderella 2 together

[00:11:24] Did we?

[00:11:25] We did

[00:11:26] So maybe I've never seen this

[00:11:28] But it is sort of the catalyst for the podcast

[00:11:30] And to my mind, everything's been leading up

[00:11:32] To this episode, this movie

[00:11:34] Now that being said

[00:11:36] Because this is, for all intents and purposes

[00:11:38] The end of scraping the vault as we know it

[00:11:41] Outside of the Tinkerverse

[00:11:42] Outside of the Tinkerverse

[00:11:43] Everything else is just Tinkerbell

[00:11:45] It's sort of just tacked on

[00:11:47] Because technically...

[00:11:49] Well anyway, so this is kind of

[00:11:51] The end of the scraping the vault origin story

[00:11:54] Our finale episode?

[00:11:56] Well, I have an idea

[00:11:59] I have an idea for Tinkerverse

[00:12:01] That I want to cover at the end of this episode

[00:12:03] Tinkerverse and then Audrey

[00:12:05] We are going to the

[00:12:07] Live remakes

[00:12:09] Oh no

[00:12:11] Original animation

[00:12:13] We already did 101 Dalmatians

[00:12:15] Uh huh

[00:12:16] And then we're gonna go to all the live remakes

[00:12:18] The Jungle Books, the Lion Kings, etc, etc

[00:12:21] Oh no

[00:12:23] All those live animals and the Lion King

[00:12:27] That's right

[00:12:28] Because this was the last movie

[00:12:31] That got released on VHS, is that why?

[00:12:34] No, it's because the rest of the straight to video

[00:12:37] Sequels quote unquote are all Tinkerbell

[00:12:39] And then after that they're done

[00:12:41] Now they don't do straight to video sequels anymore

[00:12:43] They go straight to theaters

[00:12:45] And then straight to streaming

[00:12:47] Yeah

[00:12:48] I think Tinkerbell gets by on a technicality

[00:12:51] Because it really is just a cash in

[00:12:54] But technically it's a sequel

[00:12:57] But we're gonna watch Tinkerbell

[00:13:00] I'm excited

[00:13:01] I'm gonna make sure you don't forget

[00:13:04] The clock has struck 12

[00:13:06] On the scraping the vault

[00:13:08] That's right

[00:13:09] Story

[00:13:10] As you know it

[00:13:11] Just this chapter

[00:13:14] Bibbidi-bobbidi book closed

[00:13:17] Oh by the way, back to that whole annoyance thing

[00:13:20] Every time I get a confirmation from a concierge client

[00:13:24] From Disney

[00:13:25] It says Bibbidi-bobbidi booked

[00:13:27] Oh my gosh

[00:13:30] At some point you can just say things

[00:13:34] Reservation confirmed

[00:13:36] Right

[00:13:37] I would almost, I kind of respect the magic and story

[00:13:42] A little bit more if it's just like

[00:13:44] Yeah, okay cool

[00:13:45] When you get here it will be magic

[00:13:47] But right now your credit card has been approved

[00:13:52] It's like a welcome home thing

[00:13:54] Like welcome home

[00:13:55] Like at the vacation clubs and stuff

[00:13:57] Like I don't know

[00:13:58] I appreciate it, I'm whatever anyway

[00:14:01] Dan

[00:14:02] I appreciate the idea it feels empty to me

[00:14:04] Have a magical day

[00:14:07] So okay

[00:14:09] This movie

[00:14:12] Was it the best straight to videos sequel?

[00:14:16] I thought it was fairly good

[00:14:18] I think it was the best

[00:14:21] I had no notes

[00:14:23] I have no notes

[00:14:24] I think you're both crazy

[00:14:26] Listen Dan

[00:14:27] Let's take Princess Mononoke

[00:14:30] Let's take Princess Mononoke out of it

[00:14:32] Let's take your David Lynch, Steven Lynch

[00:14:34] I still think about it

[00:14:35] Whatever it is Lynch

[00:14:37] Take Mulholland Madness out of this

[00:14:40] Of all the movie sequels

[00:14:43] We used to rank them by the way a long time ago

[00:14:45] I think this is the best

[00:14:47] Okay return to the Jafar may be the best

[00:14:51] This is top

[00:14:53] This is up there for me

[00:14:56] It kept my attention

[00:14:58] That's what I'm saying

[00:15:00] It has schlock value

[00:15:01] I'll get at that

[00:15:03] They have voice talent

[00:15:05] Good animation quality

[00:15:07] They did a good job trying to mimic the 1950

[00:15:09] Did you watch the first part of this movie?

[00:15:11] Not good animation

[00:15:13] They did a good job trying to imitate the 1950 classic

[00:15:19] Compared to the rest

[00:15:21] It was consistent style wise with the old one

[00:15:24] Yeah for sure

[00:15:25] That's what I'm saying

[00:15:28] I'm just saying

[00:15:29] I mean sure

[00:15:31] The voice talent was really good

[00:15:33] They did a good job

[00:15:34] The voice talent is fine

[00:15:35] I think that

[00:15:36] Okay yeah I guess we can give it a pass

[00:15:39] In that animation style

[00:15:42] They probably looked at it and they're like

[00:15:44] Hey you look how like smushed

[00:15:46] And flat everything looks

[00:15:48] That's as cheap as hell

[00:15:49] We could totally do that

[00:15:51] Was it hand drawn?

[00:15:53] No probably

[00:15:55] I don't know who knows

[00:15:57] I feel like some

[00:15:58] Especially towards the beginning

[00:16:00] I will be fair

[00:16:01] When the animation looks good

[00:16:03] It looks very good

[00:16:04] But there are moments where it's just like

[00:16:07] I think I'm watching

[00:16:09] Like

[00:16:10] Something through as a cable filter on another

[00:16:13] Like it just doesn't look good

[00:16:15] There are frames that are skipped

[00:16:18] It's like

[00:16:20] The quality is bad

[00:16:22] Okay but it wasn't the Australian studio anymore

[00:16:24] Australian studio

[00:16:27] Well for a long time

[00:16:28] When these movies were made in Australia

[00:16:30] Wow crikey

[00:16:32] I bet our friends Cheryl and Sheila

[00:16:35] Would have something to say about this

[00:16:37] You sound cool

[00:16:38] One of them

[00:16:39] I've been working on my accent

[00:16:43] So okay one criticism

[00:16:45] If you're gonna make a musical

[00:16:47] Make a f***ing musical

[00:16:50] Yeah

[00:16:51] Where's the big numbers

[00:16:55] It starts with a musical number

[00:16:57] Which was not a bad song

[00:16:58] But if you're gonna make a musical

[00:17:00] You too much Cinderella 3

[00:17:02] Yeah

[00:17:04] On Disney Plus

[00:17:06] Twisted time

[00:17:08] Were you high?

[00:17:09] When you watched it

[00:17:10] No I was fairly caffeinated

[00:17:13] But that doesn't

[00:17:16] I had just dropped my family off

[00:17:18] For four days so I was feeling pretty good

[00:17:20] That expanded

[00:17:21] That's it

[00:17:22] Emotionally high

[00:17:27] The time

[00:17:29] Time travel

[00:17:32] Okay first of all

[00:17:33] No it's not time travel Dan

[00:17:35] It's magic

[00:17:36] Dumber

[00:17:37] Yeah okay

[00:17:38] When you have magic that can like

[00:17:40] Alter time and space

[00:17:43] You just turn your daughter into a princess

[00:17:45] And you make that movie

[00:17:47] Because that's funnier and more interesting

[00:17:49] She did

[00:17:50] Good point

[00:17:51] No

[00:17:52] In the most indirect way

[00:17:54] Here's the thing

[00:17:55] This movie could have been

[00:17:57] Hilarious and wonderful

[00:17:59] And really like

[00:18:01] Embrace the idea of

[00:18:03] What a Disney sequel could be

[00:18:05] If they would only stop at some point

[00:18:07] In the writer's room and go

[00:18:09] Okay hold on

[00:18:10] Mrs. Tremaine

[00:18:11] Madame Tremaine

[00:18:12] Whatever her name is

[00:18:13] If that's even her name

[00:18:14] Lady Tremaine

[00:18:15] No Lady Tremaine

[00:18:16] No Lady Tremaine

[00:18:17] According to me

[00:18:18] She's only

[00:18:20] Her daughters don't care about the prince

[00:18:22] She doesn't care about the prince

[00:18:24] They just want the status

[00:18:26] They want the cloud

[00:18:27] So wouldn't it be great if

[00:18:29] Okay and I'm not even getting into

[00:18:31] The problem with it just being

[00:18:33] The wand yet

[00:18:34] I'm going to

[00:18:35] But

[00:18:36] They get this

[00:18:37] Access to the

[00:18:38] Great magical power

[00:18:40] So instead of

[00:18:43] Doing this roundabout

[00:18:45] Crap where it's just like

[00:18:47] And then he's going to fall in love with you

[00:18:49] And we're going to manipulate

[00:18:50] All these different things

[00:18:51] Just make her a princess

[00:18:53] And make the entire sequel

[00:18:55] Ascend up on Disney princesses

[00:18:57] With this disgusting family

[00:18:59] Who has no class

[00:19:01] And no ethics

[00:19:02] And just show what

[00:19:04] Like the inverse of a Disney princess movie

[00:19:06] Would be through the lens

[00:19:08] Of this conceit

[00:19:11] Better movie

[00:19:12] Well okay so

[00:19:13] Little mermaid

[00:19:14] Right

[00:19:15] The witch

[00:19:17] Ursula

[00:19:18] The sea witch turns herself into a princess

[00:19:20] And hypnotizes the prince

[00:19:22] Same actor

[00:19:23] You don't even need the prince

[00:19:25] Just like in fact

[00:19:27] Turn this family

[00:19:29] Like have this be this like

[00:19:31] Parallel princess universe

[00:19:33] Cinderella is still a princess

[00:19:35] But like whatever

[00:19:36] We have access to magic now

[00:19:38] We can make our family

[00:19:40] A princess royal family

[00:19:42] And let's see how that goes

[00:19:43] Let's see how this

[00:19:44] Observe family

[00:19:46] You gotta have Cinderella though

[00:19:47] You gotta have the mice

[00:19:48] Yeah she's still there

[00:19:49] She's still there

[00:19:50] Like you could tell a parallel story

[00:19:52] Of like here's this normal

[00:19:54] Princess life

[00:19:56] And then cut to

[00:19:58] Okay now here's princess Anastasia

[00:20:00] Who's like throwing stuff

[00:20:01] Against the wall constantly

[00:20:03] And they and they

[00:20:05] What would a prince be in that world

[00:20:07] Just this big ass doofus

[00:20:10] Their lady

[00:20:11] Remains whole thing as she's vindictive

[00:20:13] That the reason that she wouldn't just

[00:20:15] Poof themselves into royalties

[00:20:17] Because they want to make

[00:20:19] Cinderella's life a living hell

[00:20:21] But they can embarrass her

[00:20:23] By like doing being

[00:20:25] A Disney princess better

[00:20:27] Without actually saying those words

[00:20:29] But that's kind of

[00:20:30] That would be the joke

[00:20:32] But they kind of did

[00:20:34] She turned her daughter into a princess

[00:20:36] No idea what you people are talking about

[00:20:38] She turned her daughter into a princess

[00:20:40] By hypnotizing the prince

[00:20:41] It worked in little mermaid again

[00:20:43] The same actor was hypnotized by a witch

[00:20:47] Who was posing as this girl

[00:20:50] He thought he was in love with

[00:20:51] Wait a minute

[00:20:52] This is just little mermaid again

[00:20:54] Uh huh

[00:20:55] Same actor

[00:20:56] A witch of sorts

[00:20:58] Uses magic to confuse this guy

[00:21:01] Into being the person that he thought

[00:21:03] He thought he was in love with

[00:21:05] Whoa

[00:21:06] Everyone's a whole lot

[00:21:07] This movie is terrible

[00:21:09] Alright from Wikipedia Dan

[00:21:11] Wikipedia

[00:21:12] Ready?

[00:21:13] Cinderella 3 at Twist in Time

[00:21:14] Was released direct to video

[00:21:15] On February 6, 2007

[00:21:17] Unlike most of Disney's

[00:21:18] Direct to video sequels

[00:21:19] It received generally positive reviews

[00:21:21] From critics

[00:21:22] Who deemed it a vast improvement

[00:21:24] This is just bad movies

[00:21:26] A vast improvement

[00:21:27] Over its immediate predecessor

[00:21:29] And praised the character developments

[00:21:31] In Cinderella the Prince

[00:21:32] In Anastasia Cinderella

[00:21:33] 3 at Twist in Time

[00:21:34] Has grossed nearly $93 million

[00:21:36] Okay look

[00:21:37] As a show of good faith

[00:21:38] That I'm not just doing the thing

[00:21:41] That people think I do

[00:21:42] By the way

[00:21:43] Yeah I'm

[00:21:44] This is a character

[00:21:45] I love the Beatles

[00:21:46] Okay whatever

[00:21:47] Wait what?

[00:21:49] Dan

[00:21:50] It's something I always say

[00:21:52] You love the Beatles?

[00:21:54] Okay here we go

[00:21:57] This is the thing that bothers me

[00:22:00] About reactions to

[00:22:02] My reactions to these things

[00:22:04] Is people automatically think

[00:22:06] He just hates everything

[00:22:08] And there's no possible way

[00:22:10] A person could have any kind of standard

[00:22:13] Or whatever

[00:22:14] Or a strong opinion

[00:22:15] Just like

[00:22:16] Oh how

[00:22:17] Yeah it's so funny

[00:22:18] You hate Boba

[00:22:19] It's like

[00:22:20] No this is

[00:22:21] It's not even like

[00:22:22] Anger or hatred

[00:22:23] It's disappointment

[00:22:24] This company can do better

[00:22:27] And they have

[00:22:29] What standard are you holding it against?

[00:22:32] Their own standard

[00:22:34] The

[00:22:35] What

[00:22:36] Yeah don't make the

[00:22:38] Sequels

[00:22:39] Under the conceit that they're making the sequels

[00:22:42] Can't you look at it under that lens?

[00:22:44] I refuse to give into that conceit

[00:22:46] Because that is a cheapening of

[00:22:49] The standard of the thing

[00:22:51] That shouldn't have been cheapened in the first place

[00:22:54] That's my whole point

[00:22:55] I have a quote from one Mr. Dan

[00:22:58] Yes

[00:22:59] I have C. Linklidder

[00:23:01] I have so many thoughts

[00:23:02] Some of them aren't negative

[00:23:04] Here we go

[00:23:05] And here is my good faith

[00:23:08] Offer to show that

[00:23:10] I'm not just trying to hate these movies

[00:23:12] Second half when things start taking a turn

[00:23:15] And like they have the potential

[00:23:17] To get really dark

[00:23:18] I kind of liked that

[00:23:20] And I thought it was interesting

[00:23:21] And I thought that the turn of

[00:23:24] The Anastasia's character

[00:23:26] And having agency somewhere towards the end

[00:23:28] Got really interesting

[00:23:30] And I thought it was even

[00:23:32] Kind of moving and touching

[00:23:34] However, do they tie it up

[00:23:36] By giving her a love interest at the end

[00:23:38] When they clearly should have and could have

[00:23:40] And there was an opening for it

[00:23:42] Why does a woman need to have a love interest Dan?

[00:23:44] Why does she need to have a man

[00:23:46] Because who is she going to cook for?

[00:23:48] And

[00:23:51] Women and women be compliment each other

[00:23:54] Because how else are they going to raise children?

[00:23:59] Here's what I thought

[00:24:01] That I kind of did it for

[00:24:02] Don't even write in

[00:24:03] I was a joke

[00:24:06] Here's what I kind of want to ding it for a little bit

[00:24:08] I thought it would have been interesting

[00:24:10] As long as we're in the conceit of

[00:24:12] I can wave my wand

[00:24:14] By the way, come up with a different magic word

[00:24:16] Why does it always have to be bbbbdbbbb

[00:24:18] Anyway

[00:24:19] And by the way, that reduces

[00:24:21] The fairy godmother to it

[00:24:24] Yeah, she could be anybody

[00:24:25] As long as she has a stick

[00:24:26] Right?

[00:24:27] So stupid

[00:24:28] Okay

[00:24:29] Alright, but if Lady Tremaine

[00:24:31] Like she does the thing

[00:24:32] Reverse it everything

[00:24:34] It's a reverse, right?

[00:24:35] Back in time, fine

[00:24:36] Accepted

[00:24:37] Just kill Cinderella

[00:24:39] Well, okay, fine

[00:24:40] Let's not go that dark

[00:24:41] But what I was going to say was

[00:24:43] If you have the thing

[00:24:45] And then it like she

[00:24:46] Big cake

[00:24:47] And there's mess everywhere

[00:24:49] And she makes a mistake

[00:24:50] I'll do it again

[00:24:51] Like Groundhog Day this

[00:24:53] Right?

[00:24:54] Like, oh let me try that again

[00:24:55] That would have been interesting

[00:24:56] To make the different choices

[00:24:57] That would have been funny

[00:24:58] You know, I'm in funny

[00:24:59] Like, oh crap, not again

[00:25:00] And you go back and kind of reboot

[00:25:02] Yeah, there were several places

[00:25:04] Where this could have been

[00:25:06] Actually a very funny

[00:25:08] Interesting, clever movie

[00:25:10] They're not going for funny

[00:25:11] This is a masterpiece

[00:25:12] Why not?

[00:25:13] Well, it's a sacred

[00:25:15] They're not going for funny

[00:25:16] It's a sacred masterpiece

[00:25:18] Of Cinderella

[00:25:19] Cinderella

[00:25:20] They have a mouse

[00:25:21] That makes a Tarzan sound

[00:25:22] As he swings along on hot dogs

[00:25:24] Fine

[00:25:25] Okay, wait

[00:25:26] I missed that part

[00:25:27] Let's let Audrey talk

[00:25:28] I feel like they made it

[00:25:30] It's a funny movie

[00:25:31] They made it too funny

[00:25:32] Because I think the original

[00:25:33] Cinderella is even more romantic

[00:25:35] There's a lot

[00:25:36] And there's like some

[00:25:37] There's some humor

[00:25:38] But not like the whole

[00:25:39] Injoki thing

[00:25:40] Like, oh nice musical number

[00:25:42] By the way

[00:25:44] Wink

[00:25:45] And movies just get

[00:25:46] More and more like that

[00:25:48] As they as we get closer

[00:25:50] Self-referential

[00:25:51] Modern times

[00:25:52] Yeah, there's nothing just

[00:25:54] Yeah

[00:25:56] This is like

[00:25:57] 2007 was the start of it

[00:25:59] Where they just started

[00:26:00] Even more like

[00:26:01] Oh, some marmy in-joke

[00:26:04] You know

[00:26:06] When you have it

[00:26:07] Yes, and I agree Audrey

[00:26:08] And when you have a 60 minute

[00:26:09] Run time

[00:26:10] It feels like everything

[00:26:11] You're doing

[00:26:13] Is taking a lot of time

[00:26:14] And I noticed

[00:26:15] Like there's some Tom and Jerry

[00:26:16] Moments with like

[00:26:18] Lucifer and the mice

[00:26:19] And they're circling around

[00:26:20] And then one gets pulled in

[00:26:21] And pull that

[00:26:22] So it's like

[00:26:23] You're just wasting time

[00:26:24] We're not continuing the plot

[00:26:25] Anyway

[00:26:26] What are you trying to do here?

[00:26:28] I mean, I appeal to children

[00:26:29] But what I want to say

[00:26:31] As an overall thesis

[00:26:32] Of this story Dan

[00:26:34] Is the point they're trying

[00:26:35] To make

[00:26:36] I think probably

[00:26:37] Not as effective

[00:26:38] As they should

[00:26:40] This love

[00:26:42] Was meant to be

[00:26:43] Doesn't matter what you do

[00:26:44] Use magic

[00:26:45] Change time

[00:26:46] Whatever this thing was meant to be

[00:26:48] That's what they're trying to do

[00:26:49] Love is the most powerful

[00:26:50] Magic of all

[00:26:51] We all know this

[00:26:52] Yeah, it's seashells, etc

[00:26:54] It's not that I didn't get that

[00:26:56] It's just

[00:26:59] The movie sucks

[00:27:00] Okay, so

[00:27:01] But back to the point

[00:27:03] If we're trying to make the point

[00:27:05] That this love is going to be

[00:27:06] No matter what

[00:27:08] Then going back

[00:27:09] And groundhog daying the thing

[00:27:11] Trying to make it

[00:27:12] And then

[00:27:13] Yeah, and then at the end

[00:27:14] They still end up together

[00:27:15] Doesn't matter what you do

[00:27:16] They're going to end up together

[00:27:17] Honestly, if they

[00:27:18] If they made that movie

[00:27:20] I would probably love it

[00:27:22] Sorry, Audrey

[00:27:23] I talked over you again

[00:27:24] I'm doing that a lot

[00:27:25] This episode

[00:27:26] That's okay

[00:27:28] So did you skip right to

[00:27:30] Medieval times or?

[00:27:31] Yeah, let's go

[00:27:32] Let's go

[00:27:33] Let's go over the plot

[00:27:35] Alright, here we go

[00:27:37] I've recently acquired

[00:27:38] A new movie

[00:27:39] I've recently acquired

[00:27:40] A gestures costume

[00:27:41] Should I wear that to medieval times?

[00:27:43] Yes, yes

[00:27:45] You're not allowed

[00:27:46] Unless you do

[00:27:48] Backstory listener

[00:27:49] We are going to medieval times

[00:27:51] Together and we are going to

[00:27:52] Not in the same day

[00:27:54] That same day

[00:27:55] And we're going to get

[00:27:56] All you can eat

[00:27:57] And we're going to get

[00:27:58] Front of the line

[00:28:00] I just transferred

[00:28:01] Some drinks

[00:28:02] Drinking money

[00:28:03] That I saved

[00:28:04] That I've been saving

[00:28:05] Transferred over

[00:28:06] So I could spend like

[00:28:07] A drunk

[00:28:08] That I want

[00:28:09] Okay, so guys

[00:28:10] Here's the thing

[00:28:11] It's been a year

[00:28:13] Since Cinderella

[00:28:15] Married her royal prince

[00:28:18] Both of them

[00:28:19] Head to the forest

[00:28:20] They're singing a lovely song

[00:28:21] It's a perfectly perfect day

[00:28:23] How did she not get pregnant already?

[00:28:25] Like shouldn't they have

[00:28:26] Consummated the marriage

[00:28:28] Audrey, it's been a year

[00:28:29] Their child is three months old

[00:28:32] Okay, where's the kid though

[00:28:33] We don't see it

[00:28:35] Audrey, Audrey

[00:28:36] They're rich

[00:28:37] Somebody's taking care of it

[00:28:38] Okay, well the kingdom needs an heir

[00:28:40] All right

[00:28:41] And if you're going to get married

[00:28:42] To the prince

[00:28:43] You have royal duties

[00:28:44] And that is producing offspring

[00:28:47] Well come on Cinderella

[00:28:48] Chop chop

[00:28:49] Everyone's watching

[00:28:51] Shush

[00:28:54] Okay, so

[00:28:55] It's the song is perfectly perfect

[00:28:58] Having a perfectly perfect life

[00:29:00] I did not like this

[00:29:02] It was too perfect

[00:29:03] I thought it was perfect

[00:29:04] It was too perfect

[00:29:05] I thought it was a nice place

[00:29:08] A table setting

[00:29:09] I guess so

[00:29:10] And I found it ironic

[00:29:12] That they were singing this

[00:29:13] Perfectly perfect song

[00:29:15] Whether it's like

[00:29:16] Hannah Barbera as animation

[00:29:18] Right in front of me

[00:29:20] But perfectly perfect

[00:29:22] It is an overture of sorts

[00:29:24] And it's explaining

[00:29:25] It's been a year

[00:29:26] It's been a great year

[00:29:28] So basically we're saying

[00:29:29] Hey, it's been a year

[00:29:30] It's our anniversary

[00:29:31] And during that song

[00:29:32] Along comes Anastasia

[00:29:33] And Drizella

[00:29:34] Who are singing now

[00:29:35] They've taken over Cinderella's duties

[00:29:39] Cleaning there in the new Cinderella's

[00:29:42] They don't like it

[00:29:43] Somehow more messy

[00:29:45] Yes

[00:29:46] Lady Tremay has a lot of dishes

[00:29:47] She is awful

[00:29:48] There are so many dishes

[00:29:50] There are dishes piled up

[00:29:51] All around the kitchen

[00:29:53] Like there's so many

[00:29:54] And there's only three of them

[00:29:55] In that house

[00:29:57] As far as we know

[00:29:59] As someone who runs

[00:30:00] A dishwashing Instagram account

[00:30:03] I can totally understand why

[00:30:04] There are so many dishes

[00:30:06] You have to

[00:30:07] So many people keep

[00:30:09] Anyway, I don't actually run this account

[00:30:11] Yet

[00:30:12] But I get it

[00:30:13] I get why there's so many dishes

[00:30:14] But how does Lady Tremay get this way?

[00:30:16] You're one person

[00:30:17] And imagine how many dishes you make

[00:30:19] Imagine if you have three people

[00:30:20] That's triple the dishes

[00:30:22] Jesus

[00:30:26] Why don't they make a Cruella

[00:30:29] But call it Tremay

[00:30:30] And cast Emma Stone as Lady Tremay

[00:30:33] Like how did she get to be so

[00:30:35] Truly awful

[00:30:36] Angry

[00:30:38] Because she is the descendant

[00:30:39] Of Maleficent, duh

[00:30:41] No

[00:30:42] But I just threw that out there

[00:30:43] Maleficent

[00:30:44] I think there was

[00:30:46] Haven't seen it

[00:30:47] Is it good?

[00:30:48] Maleficent

[00:30:49] The movie is no

[00:30:50] No, it's awful

[00:30:51] It's again

[00:30:52] It's one of those things

[00:30:53] That this either it's

[00:30:54] Disney or Generation

[00:30:55] Or the Disney

[00:30:56] Or the Disney

[00:30:57] Or the Disney

[00:30:58] Or the Disney

[00:30:59] Or it's Disney or Generationally

[00:31:00] Whatever

[00:31:01] It is

[00:31:02] It's basically saying that

[00:31:03] The fairy godmothers from Sleeping Beauty

[00:31:05] Were morons

[00:31:07] And it was actually Maleficent

[00:31:08] Who raised Sleeping Beauty

[00:31:10] But played the villain like Wicked

[00:31:13] The musical Wicked

[00:31:15] Or the Wicked Step

[00:31:16] Or the Wicked Witch of the East

[00:31:17] Is actually the good one

[00:31:20] And plays the role

[00:31:21] Of the bad one

[00:31:23] You know

[00:31:24] Anyway

[00:31:25] Wicked comes out this fall

[00:31:27] It looks pretty bad

[00:31:28] Anyway, so

[00:31:29] Yenestasia

[00:31:31] Somehow manages to

[00:31:32] Follow the prince in Cinderella

[00:31:34] Into the woods

[00:31:36] And the fairy godmother

[00:31:37] And the rats

[00:31:38] And everybody

[00:31:39] They're throwing them a big

[00:31:40] One year anniversary

[00:31:41] It's grandmother

[00:31:42] It is

[00:31:46] Fairy godmother is just

[00:31:48] An employee at this point

[00:31:50] That's right

[00:31:51] Just like

[00:31:52] Yeah

[00:31:53] I'll make you another cake

[00:31:54] Because that's what I do

[00:31:56] She's part of the story

[00:31:58] Forget that I was the symbolic

[00:32:02] Gesture of hope

[00:32:03] And a hopeless story

[00:32:04] That like

[00:32:05] You had no maternal figure at all

[00:32:08] And you had to imagine one

[00:32:09] And that's who I was

[00:32:11] It's like the genie

[00:32:12] Like this is her fairy godmother

[00:32:14] And that just

[00:32:15] Is her employee now

[00:32:17] Yeah

[00:32:18] But

[00:32:19] They're both blue

[00:32:21] See

[00:32:22] The fairy godmother

[00:32:23] Is the genie

[00:32:25] Yep

[00:32:27] Yeah

[00:32:28] But the genie wasn't like

[00:32:30] A stand in narratively

[00:32:32] For like

[00:32:33] A resolution to the neglect

[00:32:35] That our main character

[00:32:37] Has felt their entire lives

[00:32:39] Yeah, that's true

[00:32:40] Anyway, so she's an employee

[00:32:42] But the thing is as we had

[00:32:44] The aforementioned or how

[00:32:46] We intimated before

[00:32:47] Is that she's just a

[00:32:48] Rube with a stick

[00:32:50] Anybody can be a fairy godmother

[00:32:52] If they have the magic wand

[00:32:53] Which again is

[00:32:55] Slightly damaging to the impacts

[00:32:57] The narrative impact that the character had

[00:32:59] In the original story

[00:33:01] In which they, you know

[00:33:02] Symbolize the hope

[00:33:04] And everything that

[00:33:06] The main character was denied

[00:33:08] Their entire lives

[00:33:10] Well good news Dan

[00:33:11] She goes away for the rest of the movie

[00:33:12] Go ahead

[00:33:13] I'll get to this

[00:33:14] When we get to Lady Tremaine

[00:33:17] Obtaining the wand

[00:33:19] Okay

[00:33:20] Alright so we're there

[00:33:21] Anastasia returned home

[00:33:23] Quickly with the wand

[00:33:24] The fairy godmother dropped

[00:33:25] When she was doing the happily ever after

[00:33:27] And she shows it to her mom and sister

[00:33:29] And both of them think

[00:33:31] It's like hey what are you

[00:33:32] It's a stick

[00:33:33] Whatever

[00:33:34] Whatever

[00:33:35] You've lost your mind

[00:33:36] And the fairy godmother then

[00:33:38] Hey she comes

[00:33:39] She's like hey I want my wand back

[00:33:41] And accidentally

[00:33:43] Because without it

[00:33:44] I serve no purpose

[00:33:45] I have no purpose

[00:33:46] I have no function

[00:33:47] Can't do anything without a wand

[00:33:48] And Anastasia is like

[00:33:50] The wand score is closed

[00:33:52] Well

[00:33:53] All Xander

[00:33:55] All Xander is

[00:33:56] He's probably dead by now

[00:33:57] Anyway

[00:33:59] So

[00:34:00] Anastasia turns the fairy godmother

[00:34:02] Into a statue

[00:34:03] By accident

[00:34:06] Right

[00:34:07] And Lady Tremaine is like

[00:34:08] Ooh that's all it takes

[00:34:10] And then she's like

[00:34:11] I'm gonna

[00:34:12] Return back time

[00:34:14] And Cher comes out

[00:34:17] Yeah

[00:34:18] And some do Cinderella's happily ever after

[00:34:20] Go ahead Audrey

[00:34:21] I don't think that she would

[00:34:24] She'd say something like

[00:34:25] That's poppycock

[00:34:27] No one can do magic

[00:34:28] This is stupid

[00:34:30] I'm a muggle

[00:34:32] I can't

[00:34:33] I don't believe in magic

[00:34:34] Thank you

[00:34:35] Thank you Audrey for going there

[00:34:36] Like

[00:34:38] How

[00:34:39] Yeah

[00:34:40] Tremaine

[00:34:41] Oh she went right there

[00:34:42] Because she's an ancestor

[00:34:43] Of Maleficent

[00:34:44] Duh

[00:34:45] Ah

[00:34:46] Okay

[00:34:47] She knows magic exists

[00:34:50] Same actress

[00:34:51] Anyway

[00:34:52] I agree

[00:34:53] I think it would

[00:34:54] Okay

[00:34:55] Assuming we go with the trajectory

[00:34:57] That the movie already has

[00:34:58] Which is stupid

[00:35:01] I think that it would have been

[00:35:02] More interesting

[00:35:03] If Lady Tremaine has

[00:35:05] At least like

[00:35:07] Three hours

[00:35:08] To consider whether it's

[00:35:10] Whether this magic thing is actually

[00:35:12] No this is mere seconds

[00:35:13] Mere seconds

[00:35:14] Mere seconds

[00:35:15] Because she sees her

[00:35:16] Stupid ass daughter

[00:35:17] Turn this

[00:35:18] Magical being into a statue

[00:35:20] With a flick of the wrist

[00:35:21] So it's like

[00:35:22] Yeah I can do that

[00:35:23] And her first thing is

[00:35:25] Go ahead Dan

[00:35:26] Yeah the very first thing she does

[00:35:27] Is not

[00:35:29] I'm gonna give myself a bunch of money

[00:35:31] Let's see how this works

[00:35:32] What kind of

[00:35:33] What kind of she does

[00:35:34] She's like hey

[00:35:35] I'm gonna make

[00:35:36] Indirectly miserable again

[00:35:37] What's impossible

[00:35:38] Yeah

[00:35:39] But you would think like

[00:35:40] Okay well

[00:35:41] What if I made

[00:35:42] My ugly daughter

[00:35:43] Slightly less ugly

[00:35:44] What about that

[00:35:45] Let's try that

[00:35:46] Or what

[00:35:47] If I

[00:35:48] Hey

[00:35:49] Let's try like

[00:35:51] Turning

[00:35:52] What if I turn this

[00:35:53] That rat into

[00:35:54] Like a bigger rat

[00:35:55] Or something

[00:35:56] Like you could

[00:35:57] Just to test it out

[00:35:58] Yeah test it out

[00:35:59] Baby steps

[00:36:00] And then like

[00:36:01] Instead she turned

[00:36:02] Back on

[00:36:03] Yes she twist the entire

[00:36:06] She did what

[00:36:07] Time Dan

[00:36:08] I'm not gonna say it

[00:36:11] It was a twisted time

[00:36:12] That's true

[00:36:13] She did the thing

[00:36:14] That is in the title of the movie

[00:36:17] Yes she's so evil

[00:36:19] The first thing she thought was

[00:36:21] Cinderella's too happy

[00:36:22] I am going to take that away

[00:36:23] Let's reverse

[00:36:24] Let's take away her happily ever after

[00:36:26] Turn back time

[00:36:27] They end up back in the living room

[00:36:29] They're in the forest

[00:36:30] You might say evil

[00:36:32] I would say one dimensional

[00:36:33] Man

[00:36:34] And then one dimension is evil

[00:36:36] So how many other magic wands

[00:36:38] Are out there

[00:36:40] Is it

[00:36:43] Gregorovich makes some

[00:36:44] Just

[00:36:46] Ollivander

[00:36:48] Ollivander Gregorovich

[00:36:49] That's about it

[00:36:50] Yeah

[00:36:51] Like

[00:36:52] Anyway

[00:36:53] I don't

[00:36:54] And the mice aren't affected by this

[00:36:56] They go back with them

[00:36:57] Well mice are already magic

[00:37:00] What

[00:37:01] Yeah this magic system

[00:37:02] Doesn't make a lot of sense

[00:37:03] But

[00:37:04] No they don't

[00:37:05] Go back a lot

[00:37:06] Well

[00:37:07] The mice will go back in time

[00:37:08] The mice figure it out

[00:37:09] With Cinderella

[00:37:10] Cinderella figures it out

[00:37:11] She's like wait a minute

[00:37:12] No the mice figure it out

[00:37:13] And then they tell Cinderella

[00:37:14] Yeah

[00:37:15] And the mice don't actually talk

[00:37:17] They symbolize Cinderella's loneliness

[00:37:20] And despair

[00:37:21] Because she has no one to communicate with

[00:37:23] Other than the person in the movie

[00:37:25] Prince Eric can hear him too

[00:37:26] That's another problem with this movie

[00:37:28] Is that

[00:37:29] I guess they just talk

[00:37:31] And they talk in full sentences and words

[00:37:33] Occasionally when it fits them

[00:37:34] But other times

[00:37:35] They call her Cinderella

[00:37:37] And they talk in full sentences

[00:37:39] And they talk in full sentences

[00:37:40] And they talk in full sentences

[00:37:41] And other times

[00:37:42] They call her Cinderella

[00:37:43] And then he falls over there

[00:37:44] And says

[00:37:45] And that's a major point

[00:37:46] She's like

[00:37:47] Oh that's so cute

[00:37:48] I'm not Cinderella

[00:37:50] By the way

[00:37:51] Please don't call me Cinderella

[00:37:52] Because that's a really offensive name

[00:37:54] Call me ET

[00:37:56] Yeah

[00:37:57] Call me vacuum

[00:37:58] Okay so the witch

[00:37:59] She turns back time

[00:38:00] They end up in their living room

[00:38:02] Right at the time that the grand duke

[00:38:04] Is coming to do the fitting

[00:38:05] Right we all remember this

[00:38:06] In the movie

[00:38:07] And Cinderella's locked in her cupboard

[00:38:09] Upstairs

[00:38:10] And

[00:38:12] In the movie

[00:38:14] They try to shoe on

[00:38:15] Anastasia Drizella

[00:38:16] They don't fit

[00:38:17] Comic whatever

[00:38:19] And Sus

[00:38:20] Cinderella comes down with the other slipper

[00:38:22] Is like hey the other one broke

[00:38:23] Here's mine

[00:38:24] That's what happened

[00:38:25] This time

[00:38:26] The wicked queen

[00:38:28] Maleficent

[00:38:29] She

[00:38:30] Lady of Charmaine

[00:38:31] Shrinks

[00:38:32] Lady of Charmaine

[00:38:33] Lady of Maleficent

[00:38:34] Shrinks

[00:38:35] Anastasia's foot

[00:38:36] To fit into the glass

[00:38:38] She makes

[00:38:39] The glass slipper grow

[00:38:41] Bigger okay

[00:38:42] Yeah

[00:38:43] So the shoe fits

[00:38:44] And if the shoe fits

[00:38:46] I had it in every color

[00:38:47] You're the princess

[00:38:48] You're gonna marry it

[00:38:50] That's right

[00:38:51] If the shoe fits

[00:38:52] You're gonna get married to the prince

[00:38:54] I think it would have been

[00:38:55] She uses her magic wand

[00:38:56] If she just

[00:38:58] For like

[00:38:59] The rest of the movie

[00:39:00] Had one really small foot

[00:39:01] And one really large foot

[00:39:02] That would be funny

[00:39:03] Again

[00:39:04] There are so many opportunities

[00:39:06] That this movie is missing

[00:39:08] And speaking of opportunities

[00:39:10] I'm gonna give you the listener

[00:39:12] This opportunity

[00:39:13] The listener to this

[00:39:15] That broom-erred as much as

[00:39:18] Hey

[00:39:19] Hey

[00:39:20] Hey

[00:39:21] Hey

[00:39:22] Hey

[00:39:23] Hey

[00:39:24] Poor Cinderella

[00:39:25] She couldn't go to the ball

[00:39:26] Until she cleaned the sink

[00:39:28] Now Cinderella had it tough

[00:39:31] To have no babble made it rough

[00:39:33] She worked harder than a dog

[00:39:36] But she couldn't get rid of old Sinksmog

[00:39:39] So sad

[00:39:40] What she didn't have babbles

[00:39:41] So sad

[00:39:42] What she didn't have babbles

[00:39:44] Too bad

[00:39:45] Chica'd only wish she had

[00:39:47] Bride or client or babble

[00:39:49] Woo-hoo

[00:39:51] And then appeared a fairy queen

[00:39:53] Who said

[00:39:54] Get out to get Sinkqueen

[00:39:56] Babble with Powerpack Zuds, my dear

[00:39:58] We'll make that Sinksmog disappear

[00:40:01] Yes, Babble's Powerpack Zuds

[00:40:03] Sweeps away Sinksmog

[00:40:05] Seconds

[00:40:06] Wee

[00:40:08] No more drudgery

[00:40:09] It's Babble for me

[00:40:11] That's why

[00:40:12] So many, many, many, many

[00:40:13] Brighter, brighter, babble

[00:40:15] No Sinksmog with Babble

[00:40:18] And we're back

[00:40:20] Hello

[00:40:21] Hi

[00:40:22] So, Audrey, there were

[00:40:23] There were a couple things to your point

[00:40:26] One big foot, one small foot

[00:40:28] A lot of this movie

[00:40:30] She's wearing a glass slipper

[00:40:32] And you can hear every other step

[00:40:34] Is the glass tinkle on the ground

[00:40:36] It's funny

[00:40:37] That's hilarious

[00:40:40] Okay, so

[00:40:42] Cinderella gets weird from the mice

[00:40:44] Is that this is all happening

[00:40:46] She comes down

[00:40:48] Anastasia's now off with the Grand Duke

[00:40:50] To go marry the prince

[00:40:52] And

[00:40:53] Lady for Maine's like

[00:40:54] I don't care what you do

[00:40:55] I don't care where you go

[00:40:57] You stay away from the palace

[00:40:59] And then she breaks the glass slipper

[00:41:01] That Cinderella had

[00:41:03] Oh, she's a meanie

[00:41:05] It's the opposite of what happened

[00:41:07] In the original movie

[00:41:09] And Cinderella is very sad

[00:41:11] And she feels very

[00:41:13] Full of despair

[00:41:15] And

[00:41:17] Why does the green one

[00:41:19] Not get any attention

[00:41:21] Why does the green step

[00:41:22] She sucks

[00:41:23] That shafted

[00:41:24] They both suck

[00:41:25] Oh, Drizella

[00:41:26] Drizella

[00:41:27] Because if you remember

[00:41:28] Audrey in the sequel

[00:41:30] The sequel was about Anastasia

[00:41:32] This is actually a continuation

[00:41:34] Of sorts of that movie

[00:41:36] Oh, man

[00:41:37] Anastasia's looking for love

[00:41:38] And now she finds it

[00:41:40] Technically there's an arc

[00:41:41] Yeah, I don't remember the second movie at all

[00:41:44] I tried

[00:41:45] Not very hard

[00:41:47] So I think Drizella's supposed to be like

[00:41:52] I mean if we're going to give Anastasia

[00:41:55] Any kind of character arc

[00:41:57] We need like

[00:41:59] The foil for the villain

[00:42:01] You're gonna get embossed

[00:42:03] I mean, again

[00:42:05] I'm not saying that Drizella's choices

[00:42:07] I don't think any of these choices were good

[00:42:10] But I think that the reason to keep Drizella

[00:42:14] Awful is to make it so that

[00:42:18] It's not just Lady Maleficent

[00:42:21] Basically Drizella keeps her from being Maleficent

[00:42:24] If I'm being really honest

[00:42:26] Drizella's kind of mean

[00:42:28] I'm constantly calling her sister stupid

[00:42:31] And she's just a foil

[00:42:33] And she's jealous, ultimately

[00:42:35] Also the movie's mad

[00:42:38] So that's also amazing

[00:42:40] So Lady from Main Leaves

[00:42:42] And then Jock and Gus Gus

[00:42:44] They go to Cinderella and they sing more than a dream

[00:42:47] Which she sings it

[00:42:49] They try to cheer up

[00:42:51] I love their shapes

[00:42:53] One of them is circle and the other one is triangle

[00:42:56] Yeah, there's always a skinny one and there's always a fat one

[00:43:01] That's what happens with this idea

[00:43:03] Anastasia should have found a similarly shaped person

[00:43:07] By the end of this movie

[00:43:09] Hey, if you watch the credits

[00:43:11] There's like a little nod to that

[00:43:13] That's a big if

[00:43:15] Is there?

[00:43:16] If you make it to the post-credits scene

[00:43:19] I was waiting for it

[00:43:21] Because I thought, oh okay

[00:43:23] Now we get to see our resolution

[00:43:25] Here's a chance with all the stupid pictures

[00:43:27] But did I miss something?

[00:43:29] I mean, genuine question

[00:43:31] There was a post-credits scene

[00:43:34] What year did the Avengers come out?

[00:43:37] They put the Anastasia in the Avengers?

[00:43:40] No, not that

[00:43:42] Iron Man was 2008

[00:43:45] Audrey, 2008 was Iron Man

[00:43:47] This is before Disney owned them

[00:43:49] Hold on, did they actually include a scene after the credits of Anastasia?

[00:43:53] Nick Fury comes in Anastasia

[00:43:56] Sorry, two questions were happening at once

[00:43:58] Yes, there's a post-credits scene, Dan

[00:44:01] But it's like literally five seconds

[00:44:04] And is Anastasia possibly finding some kind of love?

[00:44:09] No

[00:44:11] You're just gonna have to watch the movie

[00:44:14] I refuse

[00:44:16] Alright, fine, back to the plot

[00:44:19] Sorry, I was going on Disney Plus to watch this post-credits scene

[00:44:24] Anyway, so the mice are like Cinderella

[00:44:27] Prince, he knows you danced with him

[00:44:29] And we're gonna go to the palace

[00:44:30] We're gonna convince him that they danced together

[00:44:32] And then we go back to the step family

[00:44:34] They're at the castle and the prince is sword fighting with his dad?

[00:44:39] Sorry

[00:44:41] Real swords, Dan

[00:44:43] Actual metal dirty

[00:44:47] Sorry, I cannot picture it now and it's hilarious

[00:44:52] Oh god, Fanner

[00:44:55] The king talks about how he was immediately smitten with his wife

[00:45:00] She died

[00:45:03] This... yeah

[00:45:06] Oh, I'm gonna continue, hold on

[00:45:08] How did she die?

[00:45:10] I'm trying to

[00:45:12] She dies because she turned into a seashell

[00:45:15] And is the prince an only child?

[00:45:18] Yes

[00:45:20] So maybe she died really young

[00:45:23] By the way, these characters have names, right?

[00:45:25] This is Prince Philip or Stephen, or King Stephen

[00:45:29] No, he does not have a name

[00:45:31] He's just Prince

[00:45:32] Prince Philip is the one from Mary Poppins, right?

[00:45:35] Oh, Sleeping Beauty

[00:45:36] No, Sleeping Beauty

[00:45:38] Snow White

[00:45:40] His name's Han Solo

[00:45:43] Snow White

[00:45:44] Who's the prince in Snow White?

[00:45:45] No, Sleeping Beauty

[00:45:47] That's Prince Charming

[00:45:49] Yeah, that's actually his name, Prince Charming

[00:45:52] And then the other sleepy movie, Sleeping Beauty

[00:45:56] He is really charming though, like what a nice prince guy

[00:46:00] He's so nice to the maid, you know Cinderella

[00:46:04] He's a gentleman

[00:46:05] He's nice to her, she's pretty

[00:46:07] What more could a woman want?

[00:46:10] Alright, hold on

[00:46:13] Here's the post-credits scene

[00:46:15] Oh, nope, that's just Mickey Mouse coming out of a red circle

[00:46:18] Jimmy

[00:46:20] This is Disney

[00:46:21] Now's not the time

[00:46:23] I don't see any post-credits

[00:46:25] Hold on

[00:46:27] You really think people who listen to this show are at this point going to be like, oh, they should have cut that

[00:46:32] I can't believe it

[00:46:33] Let us know in the comments

[00:46:36] Let me listen to Boi's playing

[00:46:38] Listen to my comments

[00:46:39] The king foreshadows some stuff

[00:46:41] So he fell in love with his wife, you know, the prince's mom

[00:46:46] And then he talks about like when

[00:46:48] She has a name, Queen

[00:46:50] Sorry, his queen, his queen by the way

[00:46:53] Very possessive

[00:46:54] Yeah

[00:46:55] She's a prince of her, she died

[00:46:57] With Anastasia writing, the prince is at first, he's like, oh yeah

[00:47:01] I can't wait to meet the girl I danced with last night

[00:47:04] And then he sees her and he's like, uh

[00:47:07] You don't look like her

[00:47:10] And then he's like, you can go home now

[00:47:14] Thanks for coming

[00:47:15] Sorry, I guess it must have fit more than one person

[00:47:17] Because the whole conceit of the first movie is

[00:47:19] There's only one person in the world that could fit this shoe

[00:47:22] Yep

[00:47:23] Not a great plan

[00:47:24] I guess more than one person

[00:47:25] No

[00:47:26] But that was the plan, the prince, the king's like, I don't care

[00:47:29] I want to marry

[00:47:30] You're marrying him

[00:47:31] You're marrying him

[00:47:32] Yeah, I don't care

[00:47:33] It's just if the shoe fits

[00:47:35] Yep

[00:47:36] Buy it in every color

[00:47:37] Um, what did you say?

[00:47:39] Buy it

[00:47:40] Buy it in

[00:47:41] Buy it in

[00:47:42] Buy it in

[00:47:43] Buy it in

[00:47:44] Buy it in

[00:47:45] Okay

[00:47:46] Um, anyway, so at that point, the prince is like, hey

[00:47:49] Peace out, sorry, you're not the one that I fell in love with last night

[00:47:53] And then the end of the movie happens

[00:47:55] And he's like, you know what, this was a silly idea

[00:47:58] In the first place, maybe I should like actually go

[00:48:02] And then Cinderella goes to the castle and she's like, hey

[00:48:06] Really weird, I, you know, I danced with the prince

[00:48:11] And apparently he was so taken by me that he's doing this kingdom-wide search

[00:48:16] Where he's like trying on, you know, slippers with all these random people

[00:48:23] He has a foot fetish

[00:48:24] I could, yeah, he's into feet

[00:48:26] I'm into feet too, they're super sweaty and gross

[00:48:29] And like, I'm Cinderella

[00:48:31] Check this, check out my feet

[00:48:33] And check out my feet

[00:48:34] And I know it sounds weird

[00:48:35] But apparently this is a really big deal

[00:48:37] So like, could you at least let him know that like the person's here

[00:48:42] If you want to bring the slipper down

[00:48:44] And we can talk, I mean, unless he has face blindness

[00:48:48] He can just like look at me and be like, yeah, that's her

[00:48:51] But I'm into the foot thing too

[00:48:54] I mean, look, you want to see my breath of history?

[00:48:58] I'm into it

[00:48:59] Cause he's like, there's only one person who's going to fit this shoe

[00:49:02] And then she, and the station comes like, no, no

[00:49:04] I guess there's more than one person who can fit this shoe

[00:49:06] This is not the one I was in love with

[00:49:07] Lady Tremaine, totally Ursul is him

[00:49:11] And so this is the one you love

[00:49:13] And then he goes and meets Cinderella later

[00:49:15] Who's there as a mice wrangler

[00:49:17] Like she sneaks into the castle

[00:49:19] And she's a mice wrangler

[00:49:20] And there's this moment where Hollyn Taylor

[00:49:24] Is a really great actress

[00:49:26] She's like the head of the kitchen

[00:49:29] She's like one scene

[00:49:31] Is a really famous actress

[00:49:33] She had a prudence is her name

[00:49:35] And she, if you saw Legally Blonde

[00:49:38] She was the lady lawyer teacher

[00:49:41] I know exactly who you're talking about

[00:49:43] If you're going to let one little prick ruin your life

[00:49:47] You're not the girl I thought you were

[00:49:49] Just like her, well done

[00:49:50] Thank you

[00:49:51] Prince Charming is the name of the prince by the way

[00:49:53] That's his character

[00:49:54] He's also Prince Charming?

[00:49:55] This is his first name Char, last name Ming

[00:49:58] That's correct

[00:50:00] Oh Prince Char

[00:50:02] I thought Prince Charming was Snow White

[00:50:04] It's the same prince

[00:50:06] Anyway, Tress McNeil is in it

[00:50:07] There's a lot of the lady who plays Minnie Mouse

[00:50:10] Is she plays

[00:50:13] Stop, you're enabling this movie

[00:50:15] You're enabling this awful movie

[00:50:17] We were talking about the head of house

[00:50:20] And then we're talking about Legally Blonde

[00:50:23] And she comes in to be the mouse catcher

[00:50:26] Right?

[00:50:27] And then Anastasia and the prince now have this moment

[00:50:30] Where they dance on a waltz

[00:50:32] Wait a minute

[00:50:35] Told you

[00:50:36] Who was the Snow White prince name?

[00:50:38] Also Prince Charming

[00:50:39] What?

[00:50:40] No

[00:50:41] Also played by the county of Luzeric in Mo Merame

[00:50:44] No

[00:50:48] So, yeah anyway

[00:50:50] Prince Florian

[00:50:53] Florian?

[00:50:56] We have a lot of Harry Potter reference in this episode

[00:50:59] Sure do

[00:51:00] Also Prince Henrik

[00:51:02] Jonathan

[00:51:04] Who?

[00:51:05] I don't, this is insane

[00:51:08] Anyway, let's talk about this awful movie

[00:51:10] Alright, so Anastasia there's a moment where she gets the ring

[00:51:13] And she fumbles it

[00:51:14] That's another one of those moments like

[00:51:16] She doesn't have to fumble the ring for that long

[00:51:18] It's just wasting time

[00:51:20] She's all over the place with legs over her head

[00:51:22] There's a lot of her bloomers in this movie

[00:51:24] They're funny

[00:51:26] They're the most beloved characters at the parks

[00:51:29] Everybody knows this

[00:51:30] Everyone loves the step sisters

[00:51:32] And the wicked queen

[00:51:34] I don't mind the buffoonery

[00:51:36] Sorry, go ahead, Audrey

[00:51:38] I was gonna say if I were a cast member

[00:51:40] I'd want to be an evil step sister

[00:51:42] Or maybe one of the evil queens

[00:51:45] But I'm too tall

[00:51:46] And that's discrimination

[00:51:48] I don't mean that this is gonna

[00:51:50] Maybe just sound really awkward

[00:51:52] But you're too pretty for it too

[00:51:54] Oh, stop

[00:51:55] It's true

[00:51:56] I don't mind the buffoonery

[00:51:59] Of dropping the ring moment

[00:52:02] But it doesn't

[00:52:05] Help where the character goes

[00:52:07] In the movie

[00:52:09] Like it's

[00:52:10] Well, it shows that she's unworthy

[00:52:13] I think, I know this sounds stupid

[00:52:15] She's unworthy because she's not a graceful princess

[00:52:18] She's a buffoon

[00:52:20] And...

[00:52:21] I mean, you're not wrong

[00:52:23] But I think that

[00:52:25] Where the movie goes with this character

[00:52:28] Is so in...

[00:52:30] And I realize

[00:52:32] It's a Disney sequel, so of course

[00:52:34] But it's inconsistent

[00:52:36] And like

[00:52:37] They go in a direction

[00:52:39] That I really like with this character

[00:52:41] And they introduce this idea

[00:52:44] That like, oh, maybe she is actually

[00:52:46] A good person

[00:52:48] Who intends well and is just

[00:52:50] In this bad family

[00:52:53] And maybe she is a good egg

[00:52:55] But then it defaults to

[00:52:58] What you just said

[00:53:00] Which is like, yeah, but she's not worthy

[00:53:02] She's not, you know...

[00:53:04] Can I say it?

[00:53:06] She's not pretty enough

[00:53:08] Like that's what this movie is telling us

[00:53:11] Right, and just to be clear

[00:53:13] You're saying, just for clarification

[00:53:16] You're saying that that's what the movie is saying

[00:53:18] Not that yet

[00:53:19] That is correct

[00:53:20] That's what the movie is saying

[00:53:21] No, I agree that that is what the movie is saying

[00:53:23] And it can't just be about

[00:53:25] Look, she also has to be clumsy

[00:53:27] Right

[00:53:28] Because the whole movie is her being clumsy

[00:53:29] She's a loser

[00:53:30] Prince...

[00:53:31] Cinderella has...

[00:53:34] What qualities does she have?

[00:53:36] She has resourcefulness

[00:53:38] She has hopefulness, faith

[00:53:40] Not in this movie

[00:53:41] She has like, she's soft-spoken

[00:53:43] Like these are...

[00:53:44] She's got grace

[00:53:45] She's got thoughtful and kind

[00:53:47] She's good to all animals

[00:53:49] Knows how to keep a house

[00:53:51] Whereas like the other girls, they're lazy

[00:53:53] They're bumbling

[00:53:54] I mean, I think about it

[00:53:56] In like any partner that you want in your life

[00:53:59] Like do you want to have a liability

[00:54:01] Or do you want to have an asset?

[00:54:02] The problem is, Audrey

[00:54:04] Everything you're saying is correct

[00:54:06] But the problem with this movie

[00:54:08] Is that the prince doesn't know any of that

[00:54:10] All he knows is they touched hands

[00:54:13] And there was something that happened when they touched hands

[00:54:16] She's pretty

[00:54:17] She's a good dancer

[00:54:18] That's all he knows about her

[00:54:20] We know that she's got all those qualities

[00:54:22] That's fair

[00:54:23] He doesn't know that

[00:54:24] All he knows is this thing that happened

[00:54:27] Yeah, I don't think the original movie gives

[00:54:29] And I wrote this down in my notes too

[00:54:30] Is like we don't see any of the relationship building

[00:54:33] Between Cinderella and Prince Charming

[00:54:34] Besides their one ballroom dance

[00:54:37] Well, and their hands touched

[00:54:38] I'll give you that

[00:54:39] And that was magical

[00:54:40] And then even in this movie

[00:54:43] Like there's none of that development

[00:54:45] Of her character

[00:54:47] He just remembers this thing from this girl

[00:54:49] And Dan had a whole thing about it earlier

[00:54:51] Like why can't he just see this woman

[00:54:53] It's got to be about the shoe that fits

[00:54:55] But then he sees this other person

[00:54:58] That's not her

[00:54:59] He's like no, no, no, there's a mistake

[00:55:00] She's not that blonde girl

[00:55:02] With the big bright blue eyes

[00:55:03] You know what I mean?

[00:55:05] Just I don't know

[00:55:06] Anyway, whatever

[00:55:07] And that's the real message of the story

[00:55:10] If you're average

[00:55:11] You shouldn't expect a Prince Charming

[00:55:13] That's right

[00:55:14] It's just like if you are average

[00:55:17] And you want to say record a podcast

[00:55:21] Using average technology

[00:55:24] Say through like a spectrum cable

[00:55:28] And you can't

[00:55:31] Because it'll just keep kicking you off

[00:55:33] You're not special

[00:55:34] And then you have to go back and edit

[00:55:37] Ridiculous amounts of files

[00:55:39] In order to make it sound coherent

[00:55:41] And then because you're the way you are

[00:55:43] You talk about it so that any attempt

[00:55:47] To make it sound coherent is lost

[00:55:50] Anyway, where were we?

[00:55:51] Okay, so Anastasia's clumsy

[00:55:54] She and Drizella are fighting over the cake

[00:55:57] The Prince, she and the Prince dance

[00:55:59] And she steps all over the Prince's feet

[00:56:01] Every other step is the glass slipper

[00:56:03] And then the King calls for Anastasia

[00:56:06] Okay, and he tells this story about

[00:56:10] When he met his wife

[00:56:11] They were walking on the beach

[00:56:13] And they touched hands

[00:56:14] This is the theme of the movie

[00:56:16] If you touch someone's hand

[00:56:17] There's this magical spark

[00:56:18] And they both reached for the seashell

[00:56:20] At the same time

[00:56:21] And they touched hands

[00:56:22] And so Anastasia, as Audrey pointed out

[00:56:25] Looks a lot like Prince Charming's mom

[00:56:28] Redhead, clumsy

[00:56:30] You mean Queen

[00:56:31] God's rest her soul

[00:56:33] I forgot her name

[00:56:34] God save the Queen

[00:56:35] God save Queen

[00:56:37] Yeah, this King's got a thing for redheads

[00:56:40] Yeah, so King gives

[00:56:43] Oh, by the way, back to Harry Potter

[00:56:45] The description of Harry's mom

[00:56:47] Is the exact description of Ginny Weasley

[00:56:49] But that's beside the point

[00:56:50] Well

[00:56:51] Anyway, so the seashell of

[00:56:54] That the King saved

[00:56:56] It's her most treasured possession

[00:56:58] Is this seashell based on the story I just mentioned

[00:57:01] Anastasia's touched by this

[00:57:04] And she is starting to feel loved

[00:57:07] Regardless of what she looks like

[00:57:09] Or whether she deserves it or not

[00:57:11] Because Prince Charming is a gentleman

[00:57:13] Mm-hmm, yes

[00:57:15] I think she's starting to

[00:57:19] I don't know that it's love

[00:57:21] So much as it is

[00:57:23] Just she's starting to see

[00:57:25] What it's like to be in an environment

[00:57:27] Where she's not yelled at constantly

[00:57:30] Okay, that's her

[00:57:31] Kindness

[00:57:32] But then we cut back

[00:57:33] Yeah, sure

[00:57:34] Yeah, because she hasn't

[00:57:35] Nobody's been kind to her

[00:57:36] Arguably except Cinderella

[00:57:39] Right?

[00:57:40] Yeah

[00:57:41] And her mom is kind to her

[00:57:42] Just as a default of

[00:57:44] You know, it's all about

[00:57:45] What her mom wants

[00:57:46] And to serve her mother

[00:57:48] And she's too old to be whatever

[00:57:50] So she's got to live through her daughters

[00:57:52] Now the Prince is under a spell

[00:57:55] From Lady Maleficent

[00:57:58] And when he touched Anastasia's hand

[00:58:02] Even under a spell where he remembers

[00:58:04] Back in his mind's eye that it was Anastasia

[00:58:06] He danced with

[00:58:07] When he touched her hand

[00:58:08] He didn't feel that spark

[00:58:10] Back to the hand touching thing

[00:58:11] So he's confused

[00:58:13] Which, by the way

[00:58:14] Not a bad move for the movie

[00:58:16] I'm...

[00:58:18] If this were a worse movie

[00:58:20] Which is still bad

[00:58:21] But if it was a worse movie

[00:58:22] It would have been absolute

[00:58:25] Prince Eric has face blind lists

[00:58:27] And he's like, oh it's you

[00:58:29] You know

[00:58:30] And I'm glad they didn't go there

[00:58:33] And I'm glad that

[00:58:35] That hand touch moment

[00:58:37] He's like

[00:58:40] Yeah, something is weird

[00:58:42] He doesn't know what it is

[00:58:43] The mice see Lady Tremaine

[00:58:46] With the wand, they figure it out

[00:58:48] So they try to get it

[00:58:49] They sneak around Lucifer

[00:58:51] To try to get the key

[00:58:52] Very reminiscent of the first movie

[00:58:54] That's sticking out of her pocket

[00:58:55] To open the drawer to get the magic wand

[00:58:57] And Lucifer's tail gets caught on fire

[00:59:00] And then there's this

[00:59:01] Someone put out the cat

[00:59:03] And then like

[00:59:05] Then there's that whole

[00:59:06] Again, that Tom and Jerry thing

[00:59:08] And then the mice have the wand now

[00:59:10] And the mice turn Lucifer into

[00:59:13] A jack in the box

[00:59:15] And then the jack in the box

[00:59:16] Is chasing the mice

[00:59:17] And then into a mini size Lucifer

[00:59:19] That's where the Tom and Jerry thing comes in

[00:59:21] Then back to normal size

[00:59:23] While he's in the mouse hole

[00:59:25] I think it's funny that he still

[00:59:27] Beats them up when he's a very small cat

[00:59:30] Yes, yeah, and that was that Tom and Jerry moment

[00:59:33] Did you get to the point where the

[00:59:36] The birds put the glass slipper together

[00:59:38] Seemingly with tape that the birds

[00:59:40] Don't actually possess?

[00:59:42] I don't remember this part of the movie at all

[00:59:44] What are you talking about?

[00:59:45] I remember this part

[00:59:46] And I was like

[00:59:47] I justified it in my mind

[00:59:48] Because there's a certain type of cave swallow

[00:59:50] That like makes nests out of their spit

[00:59:53] And I assume that that is very specific

[00:59:56] Adhesive, yeah

[00:59:57] And this is actually bird nest

[00:59:59] Bird nest soup is a random delicacy

[01:00:02] In some part of the world

[01:00:04] Wow

[01:00:06] Yeah, look it up after you finish your making

[01:00:08] Of the cheesecake

[01:00:10] Put that on your list of things to cook

[01:00:14] Mouse, bird soup

[01:00:17] Bird's nest soup

[01:00:19] Bird's nest soup would just be chicken noodle

[01:00:23] That's fair

[01:00:24] So Cinderella makes it to the staircase

[01:00:26] Where the prince appears

[01:00:28] And Cinderella's attempt to break the spell on him

[01:00:30] So he would remember

[01:00:32] Who he really danced with

[01:00:34] Is cut off when the guards get to Cinderella

[01:00:37] And Lady Maleficent takes back the wand

[01:00:40] But Cinderella just manages

[01:00:42] To put her hand over the princes

[01:00:45] Which then has him shocked and now baffled

[01:00:49] Now Lady Tremaine has been ordered

[01:00:51] Or ordered Cinderella to tell him

[01:00:53] The next ship to exile, never to return again

[01:00:58] She's the only one on the ship as far as I can tell

[01:01:01] Why doesn't she just use Avada Kedavra?

[01:01:05] Yeah

[01:01:06] By the way

[01:01:08] Listener, this is a Harry Potter podcast now

[01:01:12] There's seven books in this series

[01:01:15] And there are two versions of these seven books

[01:01:19] You're all familiar with The Sorcerer's Stone

[01:01:22] Which is what we know in North America

[01:01:24] But the original is the Philosopher's Stone, right?

[01:01:26] Yeah

[01:01:27] There are audio recordings of all seven books

[01:01:31] In North America it's Jim Dale

[01:01:34] And in the rest of the world

[01:01:36] Or at least in the UK it's named Stephen Fry

[01:01:38] Two completely different audio recordings

[01:01:41] From two completely different people

[01:01:43] And only recently have I discovered

[01:01:46] That in North America you can now get the Stephen Fry version

[01:01:49] Yo, upgrade

[01:01:51] It's weird

[01:01:52] Oh really?

[01:01:54] Like his pronunciation of stuff

[01:01:56] Like Audrey

[01:01:58] I don't know how familiar you are with these books

[01:02:00] But what do they call the dead bodies

[01:02:03] Who have been animated, like animated corpses

[01:02:05] What do they call it?

[01:02:06] Inferi

[01:02:07] Zombies

[01:02:08] Inferi

[01:02:09] This guy calls him Inferi

[01:02:12] You said the killing curse which is

[01:02:14] Avada Kedavra

[01:02:16] He says Avada Kedavra

[01:02:19] Oh no

[01:02:20] Avada Kedavra

[01:02:21] He says Avada

[01:02:22] What is wrong with this guy?

[01:02:24] And why does JK Rowling not get involved

[01:02:26] And say this is how you pronounce this thing that I wrote

[01:02:28] Anyway

[01:02:29] Yeah, she has some strong opinions about other things

[01:02:32] I was waiting for it

[01:02:34] I'm a huge fan of hers actually

[01:02:37] She's a personal hero

[01:02:39] Listen

[01:02:41] What she has done with those seven books

[01:02:43] I don't know what else she's done outside of that

[01:02:45] I don't care, but just an incredible world building

[01:02:47] And I'm excited for the HBO Max show

[01:02:49] Anyway

[01:02:50] So

[01:02:51] Later that afternoon

[01:02:53] Prince is talking to his dad

[01:02:55] They're in a small fitting room

[01:02:56] Which is I guess a fun gag

[01:02:58] Because he's real short

[01:02:59] And he's got this really tall mirror

[01:03:00] He's fitting for his robes

[01:03:01] For Hogwarts of course

[01:03:03] That's right

[01:03:04] Madame Alkins is there

[01:03:05] That's right

[01:03:06] Where's the Prince's shoe collection

[01:03:08] Because it's a thing for him, right?

[01:03:10] Oh yeah

[01:03:11] He's got a foot fetish

[01:03:13] Really, it's about the feet

[01:03:16] But anyway

[01:03:17] So the mice

[01:03:19] Perform the song called At the Ball

[01:03:22] Where they explain to the Prince

[01:03:24] Who can't understand the mice by the way

[01:03:26] And he dances Cinderella

[01:03:28] And that he's under a spell

[01:03:30] Which causes him

[01:03:31] To hurry out of the room

[01:03:33] And then he confronts his father

[01:03:34] He's like you can't leave

[01:03:36] And he's like I'm leaving

[01:03:37] And the Prince is like

[01:03:38] The king's like you can't take one more step down

[01:03:40] These stairs

[01:03:41] Okay and he jumps out the window

[01:03:42] That was so fun

[01:03:43] All of a sudden the Prince is interesting

[01:03:45] Yeah

[01:03:46] Yes

[01:03:47] And by the way

[01:03:49] A wonderful opportunity was missed

[01:03:51] By the mice

[01:03:53] Where they could have said

[01:03:54] Cinderella is under a spell

[01:03:56] They did not

[01:03:58] That's so good

[01:04:00] Another kind of fun moment

[01:04:01] During that thing

[01:04:02] Where they're talking about Cinderella

[01:04:03] And who you really dance at the ball

[01:04:05] And they're speaking in mice

[01:04:07] Which he can understand

[01:04:08] But they're talking really quickly

[01:04:10] Maybe it's because he was hitting the magic

[01:04:13] Yeah

[01:04:14] So then he's like

[01:04:15] Oh I

[01:04:16] No I got nothing

[01:04:18] I think he says the words

[01:04:20] I got nothing

[01:04:22] Because he doesn't actually understand them

[01:04:24] It's funny

[01:04:26] Anyway real quick

[01:04:27] The Prince then

[01:04:29] Finds out that she's been banished

[01:04:31] The thing on the ship

[01:04:32] And so he gets on his horse

[01:04:34] And he rides his horse out of the kingdom

[01:04:36] And stuff and stuff and things

[01:04:38] Oh wait hold on

[01:04:39] You're missing the part where he

[01:04:42] Thinks it's a good idea

[01:04:45] To jump off of a cliff

[01:04:47] With his horse

[01:04:49] This was so reckless

[01:04:50] The horse shattered

[01:04:51] Nope

[01:04:52] Oh my god

[01:04:53] That horse said nope

[01:04:54] But before we get to that

[01:04:55] Lady Tremaine

[01:04:56] Like banishes Cinderella

[01:04:58] And she turns a pumpkin into a coach

[01:05:01] But a nice little juxtaposition

[01:05:03] Because she's the ancestor of Maleficent

[01:05:05] That coach is an evil pumpkin

[01:05:08] With like barbed wire vines

[01:05:10] But this is after the Prince returns to the castle

[01:05:13] With Cinderella that he's rescued from the boat

[01:05:16] She banishes Cinderella twice

[01:05:18] And in this moment

[01:05:21] She's actually getting like

[01:05:23] Sinister and doing the stuff that she should have

[01:05:26] Done at the very beginning

[01:05:28] Which is just like

[01:05:29] Alright F it I'm killing this girl

[01:05:32] And Anastasia's character is coming out

[01:05:37] Where she's like okay this is a bit much

[01:05:39] And at this moment I'm just like

[01:05:42] Oh this movie's actually like

[01:05:44] Okay first half absolutely sucked

[01:05:47] But I mean aside from like

[01:05:50] How did she know that pumpkins were a thing

[01:05:52] Okay whatever

[01:05:53] But like she goes into this really sinister place

[01:05:57] Where it's just like alright

[01:05:58] You are banished

[01:05:59] We're gonna

[01:06:00] It gets good for just enough time

[01:06:04] To give you to give me some kind of like hope

[01:06:08] That like oh wow

[01:06:10] Will this actually be one of those episodes

[01:06:12] Where I'm able to say positive things

[01:06:14] And like oh the movie redeemed itself

[01:06:16] I'm sure hoping

[01:06:18] I hear here's hoping that Anastasia

[01:06:20] Has a character turnaround

[01:06:22] And Lady Tremaine gets her come up

[01:06:24] And everything goes well

[01:06:26] And who knows maybe the fairy god

[01:06:29] Mother will like come out of nowhere

[01:06:31] And be like alright bitches I'm back

[01:06:34] And she like starts kicking ass

[01:06:36] And like bangs the two stepsisters heads together

[01:06:40] And she does like a karate pose

[01:06:42] Because you know it's Disney sequels

[01:06:44] They do like that all the time

[01:06:46] It should have like a matrix you know

[01:06:48] Slow motion shot

[01:06:50] Yeah I mean at this point

[01:06:52] Let's just do that

[01:06:54] But then like no it's just

[01:06:57] Again just a stupid movie

[01:06:59] Because it's

[01:07:00] Right and Audrey reminded me that

[01:07:03] So the first management she's on a boat

[01:07:05] Prince Eric Phillip whatever his name is

[01:07:08] Takes his horse and the horse is

[01:07:10] He's like hey don't worry don't look up

[01:07:12] Cause the drawbridge or the spiky gates

[01:07:15] Coming down and they run through the gate

[01:07:17] And they're at the top of the lighthouse

[01:07:19] To jump onto the boat off of a cliff

[01:07:21] And the horse stops

[01:07:22] And it throws the prince off

[01:07:24] And he does this whole like swashbuckling

[01:07:26] Thing where he

[01:07:28] He destroys a sailboat

[01:07:30] He uses a rope to swing and then

[01:07:32] He takes his knife and Peter Pan style

[01:07:35] Uses the knife to slow himself down

[01:07:37] That's property damage

[01:07:39] That's his property

[01:07:42] I guess so

[01:07:44] But at that point when he sees Cinderella

[01:07:46] He places his hand against hers

[01:07:49] And that's when he knows

[01:07:51] For realsies this time

[01:07:53] That it's her and that broke the spell

[01:07:56] Then they go back to the castle

[01:07:58] And they're like hey we're gonna get married

[01:08:00] In the latest termination it's like uh uh

[01:08:02] And they disappear

[01:08:04] Somehow

[01:08:06] Yeah so why didn't they

[01:08:08] Immediately boot Lady Tremaine

[01:08:10] Why is this bitch still in the castle

[01:08:13] They're going to

[01:08:14] Like well they're going to

[01:08:15] But she makes them disappear

[01:08:17] Yeah they're only in like 45 minutes

[01:08:19] In the movie they have to get it to an hour

[01:08:21] That's why

[01:08:22] Yeah I guess so

[01:08:23] And Audrey

[01:08:24] They wasted no time moving into the castle too

[01:08:26] They brought their whole house

[01:08:27] And their cats

[01:08:28] It was just like we're here now

[01:08:30] We haven't even gotten married yet

[01:08:31] And the king hilariously has had this

[01:08:34] Like up and down emotion thing

[01:08:36] The whole movie

[01:08:37] Like one moment he's screaming

[01:08:39] Red faced

[01:08:40] And then the next moment he's like

[01:08:42] This reminds me of my wife

[01:08:44] And it's like oh my gosh dude

[01:08:46] He's got blood pressure issues Audrey

[01:08:48] But I guess so

[01:08:49] After the boat thing

[01:08:50] Cinderella and the prince come back

[01:08:52] And they tell the king

[01:08:53] Well we're seeing it from Tremaine's vantage point

[01:08:56] Basically saying hey they put a spell on me

[01:08:58] And then Lady Tremaine makes them disappear

[01:09:00] With the wand

[01:09:02] And then she's like

[01:09:04] If he wants Cinderella to marry

[01:09:06] That's who he's going to get

[01:09:08] And then she turns

[01:09:11] Anastasia into Cinderella

[01:09:13] And then banishes Cinderella again

[01:09:16] Into that pumpkin

[01:09:18] Again this is a little mermaid moment

[01:09:21] And I liked that Anastasia at this point

[01:09:25] Was just like yeah you know

[01:09:28] I really want someone to love me

[01:09:31] And not I mean clearly he's in love with Cinderella

[01:09:35] And like yeah I don't love that

[01:09:37] But like this isn't cool

[01:09:40] I like how kind of disturbed she is by this

[01:09:44] Where she's like this is a bit much mom

[01:09:48] Yeah well that's fair and again she does have an arc

[01:09:51] It doesn't get well but she does have an arc

[01:09:54] And so this time like the first time

[01:09:56] I banished her out of the kingdom

[01:09:58] This time it was like I just want to straight up murder her

[01:10:00] So she says Lucifer turns him into the pumpkin

[01:10:03] Just to clarify she has an arc kind of like

[01:10:06] I don't know if any of you are listening

[01:10:09] Or any of the two of you who have ever played Angry Birds

[01:10:11] But you know how there's like that one bird

[01:10:14] That like you shoot it and yeah it has that arc

[01:10:19] But then when you hit the screen

[01:10:21] It just like shoots an egg out of its butt

[01:10:23] And goes flying up in the air

[01:10:25] That's her arc in this movie

[01:10:27] I don't understand what any of that can do

[01:10:29] With Harry Potter

[01:10:30] No Anastasia

[01:10:32] I get the reference as well

[01:10:34] Yeah her arc is like you can see it

[01:10:38] Like you pull back the thing

[01:10:40] And you see on the screen there's clearly those dotted lines

[01:10:42] Where it's like ah that's where the spark is going to go

[01:10:45] Right right you can see that

[01:10:47] You can see that there is in fact an arc

[01:10:49] But then like at some point someone hits the screen

[01:10:53] For you and it's like ah damn it the arc's gone

[01:10:57] Yeah that's fair

[01:10:59] I don't know what that has to do with Harry Potter

[01:11:01] But that's fair

[01:11:03] Owls duh

[01:11:05] They deliver the mail by owl

[01:11:08] So anyway so Cinderella

[01:11:10] The evil carriage Lucifer turns into the evil coachman

[01:11:14] They get done with that

[01:11:16] They escape using the horse that was pulling the carriage

[01:11:19] Oh yeah and water undoes the magic I guess

[01:11:23] It undoes the magic

[01:11:25] When you talk specifically about magic

[01:11:28] Yeah hold on just like in Gringots

[01:11:31] When they broke into the Bellatrix Lestrange's fault

[01:11:35] They went under the waterfall

[01:11:38] Exactly

[01:11:40] Listen to Boyce wedding Batman

[01:11:42] Okay so anyway we're back

[01:11:45] Cinderella likes to go back to the wedding

[01:11:47] We're fake Cinderella who's Anastasia

[01:11:49] She gets back just in time to witness

[01:11:51] To her surprise Anastasia

[01:11:53] Who's still using Cinderella's counterfeit appearance

[01:11:56] Says do you take this man

[01:11:59] She says I don't

[01:12:01] Gasp

[01:12:03] Hey even after all the practicing of I do

[01:12:06] Yeah what would happen if it was raining

[01:12:09] Do you think the statue fairy godmother would return to her normal self

[01:12:13] If water could solve

[01:12:15] And by the way how did she get back into the castle that statue fairy godmother

[01:12:19] I think somebody picked up a wand and undid everything

[01:12:23] Yeah Cinderella was like

[01:12:25] I understand this now

[01:12:27] But the statue was in the garden of the Tremaine house

[01:12:31] Not in the castle

[01:12:33] In the future

[01:12:34] Maybe she has like a homing device

[01:12:36] She had find my iPod on for her magic wand

[01:12:40] She was like

[01:12:41] Well you know what maybe Audrey

[01:12:43] When they brought all their stuff but you have that was the future

[01:12:46] They went back in time

[01:12:47] No I got it

[01:12:48] While Cinderella was in the evil pumpkin carriage

[01:12:52] There was also a copy of the script

[01:12:54] And she read up on her what was going on in the movie

[01:12:57] She's like I know how to fix this

[01:13:00] Exactly

[01:13:02] The one character who knows the least about what's going on is like

[01:13:06] Got it

[01:13:07] Bippity-Boppity boo bitches

[01:13:09] Bippity-Boppity done it

[01:13:11] Yeah

[01:13:12] Yeah

[01:13:13] Bippity-Boppity booked

[01:13:15] Bippity-Boppity fallen

[01:13:20] Alright so she says I don't

[01:13:23] She realizes I don't really actually love this guy

[01:13:26] I might be in love with the king and it's she-shell I don't know

[01:13:29] So furious maybe for me

[01:13:31] That's what should happen

[01:13:33] Her and the king hook up

[01:13:35] They had a lot of chemistry

[01:13:37] That's right

[01:13:38] More chemistry than the prince

[01:13:40] Uh huh

[01:13:42] Anyway so Lady Tremaine and Drizella feel themselves to confront Anastasia

[01:13:46] Who declares that she only wants to be loved for herself

[01:13:50] Not because of a magic spell

[01:13:52] And that's a good message

[01:13:54] That's a really good point

[01:13:56] She just never finds it

[01:13:58] The king orders

[01:14:00] The guards to seize Lady Tremaine

[01:14:02] Go ahead

[01:14:03] It could be true you know what

[01:14:05] You might never find the love of your life

[01:14:07] And if you accept that

[01:14:10] You might be a happier person

[01:14:12] You know you did

[01:14:16] You know what she looked like

[01:14:18] With no fear Lady Tremaine immediately uses the wand to turn all the guards into various animals

[01:14:23] As they lunge for her she proceeds to do the same with Anastasia and Drizella

[01:14:27] Telling her to turn Anastasia into a toad

[01:14:29] Determined to defend Anastasia for her honesty and save the whole kingdom

[01:14:34] Cinderella jumps in front of her and forbids her stepmother to use any more magic

[01:14:38] When an unfazed Lady Tremaine attempts to turn both Cinderella and Anastasia into toads

[01:14:44] The prince steps in uses his trusty sword to reflect the spell

[01:14:48] It hits both Lady Tremaine and Drizella causing them to disappear

[01:14:51] And repeat it in the cellar as toads

[01:14:53] All we needed this whole time was a reflective surface

[01:14:57] So he had Godric's sword?

[01:15:00] Like how did he get it from?

[01:15:02] And just like with the basilisk

[01:15:04] If you use a mirror

[01:15:06] You're not looking directly into the basilisk's eyes

[01:15:08] Also on Bowie's planning we're doing a lot of comparisons between the various Tonys and David Bowie's life

[01:15:13] It's really, it's very interesting

[01:15:15] Like Tony Bennett

[01:15:16] You're gonna have to listen

[01:15:18] Well Tony DeFries and Tony Visconti are the two

[01:15:21] Sort of opposite Tonys

[01:15:23] Tony DeFries is, we call him Batman

[01:15:25] Broadway Awards

[01:15:27] No, no

[01:15:29] Okay, he probably won one, I'm sure

[01:15:31] Oh god, no

[01:15:33] Okay, almost done

[01:15:34] So Anastasia reunites Cinderella with the prince

[01:15:36] Then she picks up the wand and transforms herself back to her normal ugly appearance

[01:15:41] And she gives the wand to Cinderella who forgives her by thanking her

[01:15:44] And the two reconcile putting their animosity firmly behind them

[01:15:48] Both Cinderella and Anastasia bring back the fairy godmother from her stone state

[01:15:53] Running in her

[01:15:57] And Anastasia attempts to give the seashell back to the king believing she doesn't deserve it

[01:16:02] Only for him to let her keep it saying everyone deserves true love

[01:16:07] Unless you're Anastasia and in this movie

[01:16:10] That's right

[01:16:11] Does everyone

[01:16:13] Is there a way to love?

[01:16:15] It totally sets, it like it sets it up

[01:16:19] It does, absolutely

[01:16:20] It's like t-ball, you put that ball on the t

[01:16:23] On the t

[01:16:24] And you're like, Anastasia is going to knock this one

[01:16:27] She's at least going to lightly tap it

[01:16:30] And it will roll towards the pitcher or something

[01:16:33] No, no, no, no

[01:16:35] If she's using the indication, she sees like a reasonably good looking guard

[01:16:40] Right?

[01:16:42] She sees him from across the room and they fall in love

[01:16:44] That's just how that works

[01:16:45] Something, like they give us

[01:16:47] No, not even a little hint

[01:16:50] Not even the faintest little shard of hope

[01:16:54] That we're going to get some resolution with Anastasia

[01:16:59] Instead it's just nothing

[01:17:01] It's just here's this character who has growth

[01:17:04] Who like, yeah let's reward her by

[01:17:07] Okay maybe she finds someone who

[01:17:09] I mean, kind of an ogre too

[01:17:12] Okay cool

[01:17:13] Like she can find a shape similar to her

[01:17:16] As it often happens in these movies

[01:17:19] Because that's what love is

[01:17:20] You find somebody who is drawn in the same style that you are

[01:17:24] Correct

[01:17:25] Now to finish up, the fairy godmother's like

[01:17:29] Hey guys, do you want me to put it back to normal

[01:17:31] Like it was before and they're like what?

[01:17:33] They never knew before

[01:17:35] This was the most confusing thing ever

[01:17:39] Yeah, what's the point?

[01:17:41] Like we've got to have to be ending

[01:17:44] We've got to have to be ending

[01:17:45] It doesn't matter

[01:17:46] Should it?

[01:17:48] I don't know

[01:17:49] I mean those people spent a whole year together

[01:17:51] And they might have grown

[01:17:52] They might have had the happiest of their lives

[01:17:54] And now they've just erased it

[01:17:56] Here's the point though

[01:17:57] These two people did not know that existed

[01:18:00] These two people only have known each other for a day

[01:18:03] They didn't know they had a year

[01:18:05] They didn't know about that year

[01:18:06] It's like what are you talking about

[01:18:08] Or let's go back to normal

[01:18:09] What normal, all we've known

[01:18:12] Is that we met last night at a dance

[01:18:14] And here we are

[01:18:15] Let's just erase everything that we had together

[01:18:19] But they don't know that they had it together Dan

[01:18:22] These two people have only known each other a day

[01:18:25] Time travel, top jewelry

[01:18:27] It's not even that the point is

[01:18:29] These two are meant to be together

[01:18:31] That is the point

[01:18:32] It doesn't matter what it is

[01:18:33] If it's today, if it's a year from now

[01:18:35] Two years ago

[01:18:36] They're meant to be together

[01:18:37] That's the point of this story

[01:18:38] What's a year?

[01:18:39] What's time?

[01:18:40] What's progress?

[01:18:41] No, because they just met last night

[01:18:43] Yeah, it doesn't matter

[01:18:44] You're pretty

[01:18:45] You're hunky

[01:18:46] You got a boat

[01:18:47] I got another step sister

[01:18:48] Who's going to be alone forever

[01:18:49] Let's point and laugh at her

[01:18:50] Make fun of her

[01:18:51] We could throw rotten food at her

[01:18:53] And be like, ah

[01:18:54] Let's, let's

[01:18:55] You got any plans tonight?

[01:18:57] Just kidding, you're ugly

[01:18:59] But what do you do that for good people?

[01:19:02] The Ending Credits show several paintings

[01:19:04] Depicting the main cast

[01:19:05] Before showing the mid-credit scene

[01:19:07] That shows both Drizella

[01:19:09] And Lady Tremaine

[01:19:10] Being restored to their human forms

[01:19:12] Right

[01:19:13] But in the exact same servant dress

[01:19:14] They forced Cinderella to wear

[01:19:16] With the, and with brooms

[01:19:19] Indicating that they will now work

[01:19:20] In the palace as servants

[01:19:21] Right

[01:19:22] To their horror

[01:19:23] And does a single one of those pictures

[01:19:24] Show Anastasia being like

[01:19:26] Hey, what's up soldier

[01:19:29] Who was weirdly drawn like me

[01:19:32] Let's at least get ice cream

[01:19:34] Or something

[01:19:35] Let's have some kind of hope

[01:19:37] Let's tie up this thing

[01:19:39] That this movie halfway promised us

[01:19:41] Nope, never existed

[01:19:43] Guys

[01:19:44] They show her with the baker

[01:19:47] Do they?

[01:19:48] Yes, there's a painting of

[01:19:50] Anastasia making eyes

[01:19:53] At the baker like from the first movie

[01:19:55] Or the second movie

[01:19:56] Did you see the movie ever after?

[01:19:58] Yes

[01:20:00] That happens in that movie

[01:20:01] Same, everything that just happened

[01:20:02] I described that happened in that movie

[01:20:04] Anastasia had an arc

[01:20:05] Drizella and the stepmother

[01:20:06] End up working in the kitchen

[01:20:08] Or you know, it's maids or whatever

[01:20:10] And Anastasia falls in love with the baker

[01:20:12] So then

[01:20:14] Okay, if that happens

[01:20:15] Hold on

[01:20:16] And I'm not saying it didn't

[01:20:18] If I will

[01:20:20] I will retract

[01:20:23] 20% of my butt-hurtedness

[01:20:25] About this movie

[01:20:27] If that is in fact the case

[01:20:30] Okay, 19

[01:20:32] I know it was the case in the ever after movie

[01:20:34] With very more of the horrible, horrible accent

[01:20:36] That she had

[01:20:37] Okay, so wait

[01:20:38] But hold on

[01:20:39] Is the frog scene a post-credits scene

[01:20:42] Or a mid-credits scene

[01:20:43] Because I thought it was a post-credits scene

[01:20:45] It's a mid

[01:20:46] I think it's a mid

[01:20:47] All right, well then I was wrong

[01:20:48] And I'm sorry for misleading you guys earlier

[01:20:50] On in this episode

[01:20:53] Because there is no post-credits scene

[01:20:55] As far as I'm aware

[01:20:56] There's only the mid-credits scene

[01:20:58] Yeah, I don't think there is

[01:20:59] No, there's not

[01:21:00] Because I watched and it was just Mickey Mouse

[01:21:02] But there is a painting with Anastasia and the baker

[01:21:07] I don't know, are we know this for sure?

[01:21:09] Yeah

[01:21:10] I mean, Audrey if you say it's there

[01:21:12] I believe you

[01:21:13] It's there

[01:21:14] So at least we have that

[01:21:15] Okay

[01:21:16] Okay

[01:21:17] Then

[01:21:18] Okay, hold on

[01:21:20] I'm gonna describe what I'm seeing

[01:21:23] Here we go

[01:21:24] Okay

[01:21:25] Hold on

[01:21:27] Go for it

[01:21:28] Hold on

[01:21:30] Well, things are taking a while

[01:21:31] Okay, we're at the end credits

[01:21:33] And we see a picture

[01:21:35] A painting of the king

[01:21:37] I'm gonna turn off the music

[01:21:38] And on his shoulders are Jacques and Gus

[01:21:40] Yeah, cute

[01:21:41] The unit director was Andrew Collins

[01:21:43] Yep

[01:21:44] Good job, Andrew

[01:21:45] That's good

[01:21:46] And by the way

[01:21:48] The singer of that song

[01:21:50] Is a girl I don't remember

[01:21:52] Okay, now the next picture we have

[01:21:54] A bunch of cheese

[01:21:55] And Gus has passed out

[01:21:56] Having eaten all the cheese

[01:21:58] Cause he's fast and they're mine

[01:21:59] Cause he's fast

[01:22:00] Yep, they're mine

[01:22:01] Nice love cheese

[01:22:02] The voice casting and dialogue director

[01:22:04] Was Jamie Sinclair

[01:22:05] Jennifer Hale of Cinderella

[01:22:07] CD Barnes is the prince

[01:22:08] Also from Sarah

[01:22:09] Yep

[01:22:11] And then our next picture

[01:22:13] Is a pumpkin

[01:22:15] And the fairy godmother

[01:22:17] Who made

[01:22:18] She won first place

[01:22:20] For the world's largest pumpkin

[01:22:21] That's cheating

[01:22:22] She obviously is magic to make that grow

[01:22:25] Suzanne Blankley

[01:22:26] Maybe she didn't

[01:22:27] Yes, MacKeeley, Roussi Taylor

[01:22:28] Andres Sibyoka

[01:22:30] Paul and Taylor

[01:22:31] Rob Paulson

[01:22:32] Corey Burton

[01:22:33] Frank Welker

[01:22:34] Lucifer

[01:22:35] Thank you

[01:22:38] Alright, the next picture is

[01:22:40] Some main street silhouettes

[01:22:43] Of the prince

[01:22:46] Princess, the king, Gus and Jacques

[01:22:50] We're going along the wall

[01:22:51] With their wallpaper

[01:22:52] Original songs by Alan Zachary

[01:22:54] And Michael Weiner

[01:22:57] Hardly newer

[01:22:59] Okay, then we have a picture of Gus

[01:23:02] Dressed up as like a Duke

[01:23:05] With a feathery hat

[01:23:06] Oh, he's a boy blue

[01:23:09] Is that what it is?

[01:23:11] Yeah

[01:23:12] I like the reference that they're getting here

[01:23:14] Lisa Linders

[01:23:15] By the way, if you want to see the blue boy painting

[01:23:17] You can go to

[01:23:18] Oh, these are pictures like in the photo gallery

[01:23:20] They have a big ugly one

[01:23:22] Huntington Library

[01:23:23] My friend there

[01:23:24] In Pasadena, California

[01:23:26] Russell Eaton was the editor

[01:23:29] If you'd like to visit Pasadena, California

[01:23:31] If you'd like to visit Pasadena, California

[01:23:32] He's the associate producer

[01:23:33] You could book your trip through concierge

[01:23:35] 856, alright, next picture

[01:23:37] We have Cinderella and her prince

[01:23:39] In a heart

[01:23:41] In a frame

[01:23:42] And we cut the black

[01:23:45] Where then

[01:23:46] You see in mid credits

[01:23:48] Two frogs

[01:23:49] Who now turn into

[01:23:52] The

[01:23:53] Up there

[01:23:54] Outrage because they had to wear brooms

[01:23:56] I see no picture of bakers, Audrey

[01:23:59] What?

[01:24:01] The blatant lie

[01:24:02] No, it's like the first one

[01:24:04] It's like a picture of

[01:24:05] Oh, I missed it then

[01:24:07] Okay

[01:24:11] Am I hallucinating?

[01:24:13] Oh, why me Dan

[01:24:14] While I'm looking for this

[01:24:15] They

[01:24:16] I feel like a big gaslet

[01:24:17] While we're watching this movie

[01:24:19] While we're watching this movie

[01:24:21] You know what we're gonna drink?

[01:24:23] It's from Parliament Brewing Company

[01:24:25] You know what it's called?

[01:24:27] Cinderella

[01:24:28] Cinderella's revenge

[01:24:31] I was guessing

[01:24:32] Guess what kind of beer it is

[01:24:34] It's a blonde

[01:24:35] It's a pumpkin

[01:24:37] Of course

[01:24:38] Pumpkin, yam

[01:24:40] Cinderella famously loves her pumpkins so much

[01:24:43] By the way, could we at least

[01:24:46] At one point in one of these damn movies

[01:24:48] Have Cinderella be like

[01:24:49] Mmm, it's pumpkin

[01:24:50] You know how much I love pumpkins

[01:24:52] Like, have it actually be a thing for her

[01:24:55] Instead it's just a thing

[01:24:57] People are constantly choosing for her

[01:24:59] It's like there's so many other

[01:25:01] Like, gourd vegetables

[01:25:03] Why not a squash?

[01:25:05] You know what would be appropriate

[01:25:07] Is if the prince's name was Gordon

[01:25:09] Yeah

[01:25:10] I mean

[01:25:11] They call them gourd

[01:25:12] That's so good

[01:25:15] That's so funny

[01:25:16] Anyway, so this beer

[01:25:18] This beer is a

[01:25:21] It's got 7.5% ABV

[01:25:24] There are 42 ratings of this beer on

[01:25:27] Beer Advocate

[01:25:29] But the

[01:25:31] Beer Advocate, keep fighting for the beer

[01:25:34] Thank you

[01:25:35] This is one of the reviews

[01:25:36] Subtle spice doesn't hit you over the head

[01:25:39] Nice

[01:25:43] That's what I feel about this movie

[01:25:44] Okay, here are the credits

[01:25:45] Directed by Frank Pison

[01:25:46] First picture

[01:25:48] Audrey, first picture

[01:25:50] Is a picture

[01:25:52] Of a reasonably sized, reasonably attractive

[01:25:55] Baker holding out a cupcake

[01:25:57] I

[01:25:58] To Anastasia

[01:25:59] Who is sitting

[01:26:01] Okay

[01:26:02] With her

[01:26:03] If we were on video

[01:26:04] You could see this picture

[01:26:06] She's kind of flushing

[01:26:07] She's being presented a pink cupcake

[01:26:09] To match her dress

[01:26:10] I knew it

[01:26:11] Redeemed

[01:26:12] Redemption

[01:26:13] How did we miss that the first time

[01:26:15] You watched those

[01:26:16] Is he the same shape as her?

[01:26:18] I'm just immediately off

[01:26:20] Is he the same shape as her?

[01:26:23] He's not in the early shape

[01:26:25] He's a little more rotund

[01:26:27] But does he have a

[01:26:29] Commonly weird nose like she does

[01:26:31] Of course

[01:26:32] Then it's true

[01:26:33] He wears all blue

[01:26:35] She wears all pink

[01:26:36] Perfect

[01:26:37] She's a boy

[01:26:38] She wears blue

[01:26:39] She's a girl

[01:26:40] She wears pink

[01:26:41] Alright

[01:26:42] You guys Dan

[01:26:43] Or Audrey

[01:26:44] You tell us what we're going to eat

[01:26:45] And then Dan, the music

[01:26:46] I'm going to

[01:26:47] AFK

[01:26:48] You're not going to see it

[01:26:49] Who's hungry

[01:26:50] We're having

[01:26:51] Pansanella

[01:26:52] A twist of lime

[01:26:53] So

[01:26:54] It's going to be

[01:26:55] Chipotle

[01:26:56] Chipotle lime chicken

[01:27:04] Hint of lime

[01:27:06] Tortilla chips

[01:27:08] I unironically love those

[01:27:10] They're so good

[01:27:11] Bread salad

[01:27:12] That's what pansanella is

[01:27:14] A side of nutella

[01:27:16] And then for dessert

[01:27:17] Key lime pie

[01:27:19] Mmm

[01:27:21] Alright

[01:27:23] We're going to listen to

[01:27:26] Is Anton Weber

[01:27:29] In Concerto for Nine Instruments

[01:27:32] Woah

[01:27:33] Yeah

[01:27:35] So the reason I picked this

[01:27:38] Is

[01:27:41] Anton Weber was a dude who made music

[01:27:45] That

[01:27:46] And I'm just going to paraphrase

[01:27:49] My friend Derek who kind of introduced me to this

[01:27:52] Composer

[01:27:53] He would make music

[01:27:56] For the express intention of

[01:27:58] Drawing you in closer

[01:28:00] And closer

[01:28:01] And getting you more interested

[01:28:04] Only just to slap you with his dick

[01:28:06] And that's kind of what this

[01:28:09] So he was part of

[01:28:11] I don't know how far into this I want to get

[01:28:14] He made music that was intentionally ugly

[01:28:17] With, in the same time period that people were making music

[01:28:21] That was intentionally ugly

[01:28:24] But he did it in a way that

[01:28:27] Was actually occasionally pretty

[01:28:29] But again only to, you know,

[01:28:31] Dicks slap you

[01:28:32] Rude

[01:28:33] There's more history to it

[01:28:35] It was basically a lot of people were

[01:28:39] Up to a certain point thinking

[01:28:41] Well let's make art and music

[01:28:43] That's celebrating the glory and beauty of humanity

[01:28:46] And how glorious and virtuous we all are

[01:28:49] And then World War I happened

[01:28:51] And they were like, oh maybe

[01:28:53] Maybe we're not so great

[01:28:55] And that was a reaction to that

[01:28:57] Anyway here is, here's this

[01:29:00] Good Colin now

[01:29:02] Phil Nye's real good

[01:29:07] If anyone would like to hear some more serialism

[01:29:12] Colin, Phil Nye's your open air

[01:29:15] 8.5.6 our ears

[01:29:17] God this must be hard to play

[01:29:23] Cause like nothing makes any sense

[01:29:26] Sure is hard to listen to am I right

[01:29:28] Actually I really enjoy it

[01:29:30] Dan

[01:29:38] Why, why?

[01:29:40] What?

[01:29:42] Is that a real question?

[01:29:44] No don't answer that

[01:29:45] If that's a real question I can answer it

[01:29:48] No

[01:29:50] Okay

[01:29:54] Have we hit the beautiful part yet?

[01:29:58] Well I guess in comparison you haven't

[01:30:00] I'm not playing the other composers

[01:30:03] That were making aggressively ugly music

[01:30:12] I'm gonna just sit in a dark room after this

[01:30:16] And just weep a little I think

[01:30:20] I mean it is telling that this is considered

[01:30:23] Comparatively pretty

[01:30:28] Compared to some of the other things that were going on

[01:30:32] Yeah, I can

[01:30:34] Look I'm not gonna be that douchebag who is arguing

[01:30:37] That who's gonna argue that atonal music

[01:30:40] Is actually really lovely

[01:30:43] And everyone should love it

[01:30:45] It's not

[01:30:46] But again that's the point

[01:30:48] And I think if you

[01:30:53] I am only willing to be that douchebag

[01:30:56] For Anton Vabrin because he actually did some interesting things

[01:31:00] But having said that I completely understand

[01:31:03] That reaction of like okay what's happening

[01:31:06] This is awful

[01:31:08] And I think

[01:31:10] Just in case anyone is interested

[01:31:13] In any sort of explanation

[01:31:16] Where that

[01:31:18] Where they ended up playing

[01:31:20] These composers ended up playing with

[01:31:23] Dynamics more than notation

[01:31:25] Where the notes themselves don't matter

[01:31:27] But you could have like

[01:31:30] They are yeah yeah

[01:31:32] So like you could create

[01:31:34] You could still create a movement

[01:31:36] Or a motion

[01:31:38] Or a character arc for example

[01:31:40] I see where you're going

[01:31:42] Without using the traditional

[01:31:47] Without using the traditional tools

[01:31:49] That you would expect to hear

[01:31:51] So once you throw notation and key

[01:31:54] And tone out the window

[01:31:56] It's what do you have left

[01:31:58] Well it's just dynamics

[01:32:00] Couldn't that be the thesis statement

[01:32:04] For all of these movies

[01:32:06] This entire podcast

[01:32:09] When you throw quality and

[01:32:12] Take all the key and

[01:32:14] Yeah just throw it out

[01:32:16] And just figure out a way to

[01:32:18] Take money from the rubes

[01:32:21] That's my thing

[01:32:23] That's funny

[01:32:25] Well done

[01:32:27] Well done Dan

[01:32:28] Thank you

[01:32:29] So Dan mentioned concierge

[01:32:32] We plan vacations for people

[01:32:36] Concierge are going to be together

[01:32:38] When does this come out Dan?

[01:32:40] As soon as I can get it edited

[01:32:42] Before our trip

[01:32:44] What you're about to talk about

[01:32:45] Alright so if you're listening to this

[01:32:47] Immediately upon release

[01:32:48] Then you can find us at Disneyland

[01:32:50] On June 10th and 11th

[01:32:54] At June 12th

[01:32:56] You can find us at Knott's Berry Farm

[01:32:58] Audrey, Dan and myself

[01:32:59] Let's go

[01:33:00] And that night

[01:33:01] June 12th

[01:33:02] You can find us at Medieval Times

[01:33:04] We'll be fighting for the blue night

[01:33:08] The green night is a scoundrel

[01:33:10] Oh yeah that guy

[01:33:12] Oh that's right

[01:33:14] Tinkerverse Dan tell us about Tinkerverse

[01:33:16] Tinkerverse

[01:33:18] Here's what I am proposing

[01:33:20] How many Tinkerbell movies are there?

[01:33:23] 72

[01:33:25] What?

[01:33:27] Hold on

[01:33:29] Keep talking

[01:33:30] Okay so I'm going to have

[01:33:32] Some of a break coming up

[01:33:34] You are going to have some of a break coming up Jimmy

[01:33:36] Yes in terms of like your

[01:33:38] Well kids I don't know how much that is

[01:33:40] It's a week now man

[01:33:42] What's that?

[01:33:43] Kids have been out of school for a week

[01:33:45] That's right

[01:33:46] So and Audrey I know you

[01:33:49] Work a real job

[01:33:51] So your schedule would be the hardest one

[01:33:55] To work around with this

[01:33:57] But it's doable

[01:33:59] What if we set aside a day

[01:34:02] And we watch these movies

[01:34:04] In that day

[01:34:06] A marathon?

[01:34:07] Yeah we did talk about that

[01:34:09] We did talk about that

[01:34:10] Should we like together

[01:34:12] Or like on Zoom

[01:34:14] I mean the main thing is that we do it

[01:34:17] In one sitting

[01:34:19] If we do it on Zoom that's fine

[01:34:21] But if we do it together

[01:34:23] That would be just Jimmy you flying out to

[01:34:26] San Diego and if that's what you want to do

[01:34:28] Something I want to do

[01:34:30] Something that's feasible I'm not sure

[01:34:32] But before we do that I do have to throw a wrinkle in this

[01:34:34] Yeah

[01:34:36] We have the Little Mermaid Arrows beginning

[01:34:39] Comes before Tinkerbell

[01:34:41] And then we have Tinkerbell

[01:34:43] And then we have Tigger and Poo

[01:34:45] And a musical too

[01:34:47] And then we have Tinkerbell

[01:34:49] And the Lost Treasure

[01:34:51] And the Great Fairy Rescue

[01:34:53] Tinkerbell, Syncret of the Wings

[01:34:55] And the Great Fairy

[01:34:57] And then Tinkerbell and the Legend of the Never Feast

[01:34:59] So we have one, two, three, four, five, six

[01:35:01] Tinkerbell movies

[01:35:03] Yeah I say we do it all in one day

[01:35:05] Maybe not record

[01:35:07] And maybe not record the full episodes

[01:35:09] Or maybe we do record the full episodes

[01:35:11] Like in between each one

[01:35:13] But maybe not like

[01:35:15] As long as the episodes are

[01:35:17] Maybe we can cover like two

[01:35:19] Every two movies we record

[01:35:21] But the point is to reach

[01:35:23] Reach peak exhaustion

[01:35:25] I'm really missing on drinking

[01:35:27] And to just really

[01:35:29] Like

[01:35:31] I mean the clothes

[01:35:33] It's the closing of the chapter

[01:35:35] For the show

[01:35:37] I mean let's really punish ourselves

[01:35:39] For taking this project

[01:35:41] I mean bring it on

[01:35:43] I like

[01:35:45] I'm going to counter

[01:35:47] I do too, I'm going to counter that Dan

[01:35:49] By saying let's do Little Mermaid

[01:35:51] Ariel's beginning

[01:35:53] Right just regular

[01:35:55] Regular style

[01:35:57] And then we do Tinkerbell

[01:35:59] Regular show

[01:36:01] And then we do Tigger and Pooh in a musical too

[01:36:03] And then we do the remaining five

[01:36:05] All at once

[01:36:07] Oh because that's the release order

[01:36:09] Yes I'm all for it

[01:36:11] I like this idea because

[01:36:13] It's like suspenseful

[01:36:15] We get like this tiny little tease

[01:36:17] Of what Tinkerbell might be like

[01:36:19] Then we forget about it

[01:36:21] When we watch Pooh and then we

[01:36:23] Punish ourselves

[01:36:25] And here's another idea that we might

[01:36:27] Want to add in, we can have a different

[01:36:29] Guest for each

[01:36:31] Each of the Tinkerbell movies

[01:36:33] And that way and they will have

[01:36:35] No content so like the third

[01:36:37] Whoever the third guest is will have

[01:36:39] No context for why we are the way

[01:36:41] We are

[01:36:43] How does that work

[01:36:46] Like can you just figure it out

[01:36:48] Yeah we can figure it out

[01:36:50] But I think

[01:36:52] It'll take some planning

[01:36:54] But I think

[01:36:56] I think it's what we deserve

[01:36:58] What we deserve

[01:37:00] All the listeners

[01:37:02] Who are angry at me

[01:37:04] For apparently hating everything

[01:37:06] It's what I deserve

[01:37:08] It's what the listeners

[01:37:10] Deserve in a positive way

[01:37:14] So if I'm doing the math correctly

[01:37:16] Yeah this movie comes out in June

[01:37:18] Or this movie, episode comes out in June

[01:37:20] Right

[01:37:22] And then

[01:37:24] We can figure out that stuff

[01:37:26] Like on the back end

[01:37:28] I'm thinking about physically being there

[01:37:30] Oh I see

[01:37:32] So I'm just working the math

[01:37:34] So June is

[01:37:36] This one July is a little

[01:37:38] Mermaid August is Tinkerbell

[01:37:40] September is Tigger

[01:37:42] So we could do the October

[01:37:44] Before we get to the dealer's choices

[01:37:46] I could make it out there

[01:37:48] For October

[01:37:50] Talks marking

[01:37:52] Yeah

[01:37:54] We can totally do that

[01:37:56] So let's work on it

[01:37:58] And figure out what that means

[01:38:00] Let's take it back

[01:38:02] It's gonna be bivri-body booked

[01:38:06] Should we be kind and

[01:38:08] Do the thing

[01:38:10] Yeah we should

[01:38:12] Do we have any more things you want to talk about

[01:38:14] Who we talked about on the other podcast

[01:38:16] Also

[01:38:18] Other shows

[01:38:20] Supreme Resort

[01:38:22] Phantom Milk

[01:38:24] And also

[01:38:26] A very happy 50th birthday

[01:38:28] To Eli

[01:38:30] Happy birthday Eli

[01:38:32] Happy birthday Eli

[01:38:34] Thanks for having me at your party

[01:38:36] Thanks for lunch

[01:38:38] Count to 6

[01:38:40] Call us, email us

[01:38:42] The end

[01:38:44] And we can't see each other

[01:38:46] So we're going to do a very happy audio

[01:38:48] Ah

[01:38:50] Until next time

[01:38:52] Be kind

[01:38:54] And

[01:38:56] Be right

[01:39:00] Oh Lord the Cajun brothers

[01:39:04] It's million of us

[01:39:06] Avergusts

[01:39:08] Oh no Harry

[01:39:10] We used the time turner

[01:39:12] And now we've gone meddled

[01:39:14] With time where we shouldn't have

[01:39:16] From the ashes of your local blockbuster video

[01:39:26] It's Trab, everything by Supreme Resort

[01:39:28] T.S. R.P.S.C.Cash Grab

[01:39:30] This is the show where we

[01:39:32] Talk about, we news, we review

[01:39:34] The

[01:39:36] Straight to video Disney sequels starting with today's

[01:39:38] Movie

[01:39:40] Movie? It's a movie right

[01:39:42] The return of Jafar

[01:39:44] Also known as Aladdin 2

[01:39:46] Electric Boogaloo

[01:39:48] Not going to be the last time I make that joke

[01:39:50] With me is

[01:39:52] A familiar voice for those of you who

[01:39:54] Listen to Ears Up Network

[01:39:56] It's Jimmy

[01:39:58] Hey everybody, welcome back

[01:40:00] And we also have a new face

[01:40:02] For your ears, we have Audrey joining us

[01:40:04] Hello

[01:40:06] Welcome

[01:40:08] Thank you, so glad to be here

[01:40:10] Yeah, so return of Jafar Dan

[01:40:12] This was the very first

[01:40:14] Straight to video sequel

[01:40:16] It was made by Walt Disney

[01:40:18] Television Animation

[01:40:20] And it is very clear

[01:40:22] That it was made by television animation

[01:40:24] How many times have you watched this

[01:40:26] Movie? Once today

[01:40:28] And I've seen it before

[01:40:30] But I didn't remember any of it

[01:40:32] So that's why I wanted to start with this one

[01:40:34] Because I didn't remember a thing

[01:40:36] I even wrote down what I thought it was

[01:40:38] Going to be about and I was partially

[01:40:40] Correct but that was just kind of logic

[01:40:42] Anyway, so this was the first straight to video

[01:40:44] Sequel

[01:40:46] And that's why I wanted to start with this one

[01:40:48] But we thought Cash Grab would be a fun show

[01:40:50] To talk about these lesser known

[01:40:52] Sequels

[01:40:54] To these animated classics

[01:40:56] And we talked about our format

[01:40:58] So first what we're going to do

[01:41:00] Scrub that floor

[01:41:02] Then wax it and then if there's time

[01:41:04] You can go to the book

[01:41:06] Scrubbing, waxing

[01:41:08] Once doing the floor was hard work

[01:41:10] It became mop and glow

[01:41:12] Mop and glow cleans and shines at the same time

[01:41:14] Just damp mop and the floor is beautiful

[01:41:16] In minutes

[01:41:18] Once upon a time a beautiful floor

[01:41:20] Was hard work

[01:41:22] Now you can clean and shine with

[01:41:24] Mop and glow

[01:41:26] The next best thing to a fairy god mother

[01:41:31] Don't cry, give this a try

[01:41:33] Shippity shoppity

[01:41:35] Now you need

[01:41:37] A little more love

[01:41:39] And a prince

[01:41:41] Oh, uh

[01:41:43] No thank you

[01:41:45] I'll take the car though

[01:41:47] With the H team and Toyota certified

[01:41:49] Innings dreams to come true

[01:41:51] No!

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